Today I stood next to Matt Smith.

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Nein, birthday boy; his "I was joking" statement was a completely separate post, and thus not in his original Chozco approved statement.

I do not understand why you're trying to get me to approve Doctah Poo. Just because I despise it doesn't mean you has to, or even has to defend it. Why are U being so srs? Go forth, and enjoy your televisions. And realize their worth is usually opinion.

As to getting my favorite bandage insulted, well...that happens. Pretty frequently to me.

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So wait...I make a few jokes, and suddenly I'm getting called serious?

Yep. This is indeed a nonsense thread. :P

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I dunno. It's like...when I get teased over something srs face, I respond deadpan. And people don't respond well to that.

And so I am left wondering if violence isn't really a better option.
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It never is. Unless the threat is demons from hell. Then it's OK.

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See, I disagree with that. Saying "violence is never the best option unless metaphysical beings are involved" has never never kosher to me.

Firstly, there's the obvious difficulty of hitting a metaphysical being with a chainsaw. It can be done, but...the blade needs to be made of salt, or something. Or coated in the oil used to fry Captain D's fish (which is surely a holy substance).

Secondly, can anyone honestly claim that violence is *never* the best option? What if some kid is getting pummeled and the aggressor can be stopped with a simple punch, but no amount of talking will stop him in time?

Suppose a long argument would end a friendship forever, but a nice street fight would have the two parties laughing and buddies after a few minutes?

What if your annoying brother is going after the final donut-bacon-burger, and only a remote flung at his head can stop his greedy rampage?

That's like claiming "underpants can only be made of spandex".
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What if someone is asking incessant rhetorical questions? :x
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You were telling him about Buddha, you were telling him about Mohammed in the same breath. You never mentioned one time the Man who came and died a criminal’s death...

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I think we both know the answer to that.

And that it involves blunt objects.
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Chozon, that donut-bacon-burger idea sound totally awesome. If my claiming it depended on flinging a remote at a dude's head, I'd totally do it. :mrgreen:
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Drewsov wrote:What if someone is asking incessant rhetorical questions? :x
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im 12 and wat is dis
http://exculpate.wordpress.com - Updated 2.10.12

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*places hand on Drew's thigh*


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