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Brendon Urie doesn't age, His forehead just gets bigger and he gets a new haircut
I'm not okay (I Promise)
Bandit- Ma- ma-
Lyn-z- OH MY GOSH BANDIT YOUR FIRST WORDS WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?!?!?! MOMMY??
Bandit- Mama we're alll gonna dieee stop asking me questions I'd hate to see you cry, mama we're all gonna die
Lyn-z- GERARD ARTHUR WAY
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A man broke into a house, he came with the intention of robbing the place.
As he looked around with his flashlight in the dark house, to see what he'd steal, he heard someone speak,
"Jesus is watching you!" It exclaimed.
The robber turn around, insisting, "who's there? who's there?"
So the robber begins grabbing some items, and as he does this again he hears,
"Jesus is watching you!"
He flashes his light around, and it passed by a cage.
He holds it back over the cage and sees a parrot inside,
"Hah, was that you? Did you say that?"
The parrot replied, "Yep!"
The robber snarkily responded with, "Oh yeah? And who are you?"
"Moses!" Said the parrot.
The robber laughed and laughed, and finally asked,
"What kind kind of owner gives their parrot a stupid name like Moses?"
To which that parrot whispered to him,
"the same kind of owners who would name their rottweiler 'Jesus.'"
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Sure is! His name is Samson. He brought the house down!
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