The Joke Thread

For threads that strayed off topic or never made sense in the first place.
User avatar
ZappierVirus
CCGR addict
Posts: 2449
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:05 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ZappierVirus »

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.

BradOfficial
Noob
Noob
Posts: 12
Joined: Thu Jun 30, 2016 4:31 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by BradOfficial »

What do you cut a tree down with?
A sahhhhhhh dude.

User avatar
ArcticFox
CCGR addict
Posts: 3494
Joined: Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:00 pm
Are you human?: Yes!
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ArcticFox »

How does a blind skydiver know when he's about to hit the ground?
Spoiler:
The leash goes slack.
"He who takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."
—Brigham Young

"Don't take refuge in the false security of consensus."
—Christopher Hitchens

JustJeffery
Noob
Noob
Posts: 5
Joined: Sun Jul 03, 2016 9:03 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by JustJeffery »

Heh heh This one made me laugh.
$1 Million in Heaven

Joe asked God, "How much is a penny worth in heaven?"

God replied, "$1 million."

Joe asked, "How long is a minute in heaven?"

God said, "One million years."

Joe asked for a penny.

God said, "Sure, in a minute."

I Think its pretty funny!

EarlVonAwesome
Noob
Noob
Posts: 15
Joined: Thu Jul 07, 2016 9:22 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by EarlVonAwesome »

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was out standing in his field.

User avatar
ZappierVirus
CCGR addict
Posts: 2449
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:05 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ZappierVirus »

LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.

NightSky75
Noob
Noob
Posts: 15
Joined: Fri Jul 08, 2016 5:37 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by NightSky75 »

Sarcasm Begin
 
If a con is the opposite of a pro, then isn't Congress the opposite of progress?
 
Sarcasm End

User avatar
ZappierVirus
CCGR addict
Posts: 2449
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:05 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ZappierVirus »

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.

User avatar
kittycathead
Gamer
Gamer
Posts: 260
Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:29 pm
Are you human?: Not likely
Location: Majesta
Contact:

STEAK

Post by kittycathead »

If a cow is in danger, its life is at steak

User avatar
ZappierVirus
CCGR addict
Posts: 2449
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:05 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ZappierVirus »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.

User avatar
kittycathead
Gamer
Gamer
Posts: 260
Joined: Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:29 pm
Are you human?: Not likely
Location: Majesta
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by kittycathead »

Made this one myself. Hope you like it!
pi.png
pi.png (22.39 KiB) Viewed 2722 times

User avatar
ZappierVirus
CCGR addict
Posts: 2449
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:05 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ZappierVirus »

LOL :lol: :lol:
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.

TheKingM8
Noob
Noob
Posts: 29
Joined: Mon Jul 18, 2016 2:40 pm
Location: Southern Iowa
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by TheKingM8 »

Why don't chicken coops have four doors?

If they did, they'd be chicken sedans!

User avatar
ZappierVirus
CCGR addict
Posts: 2449
Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:05 pm
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by ZappierVirus »

LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
Creepers + Boom Slimes = Big Crater
Minecrafting all the time!
I post too much.

vaya_con_dios
Noob
Noob
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Jul 20, 2016 12:02 am
Contact:

Re: The Joke Thread

Post by vaya_con_dios »

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?



By searching for Fresh Prints.

Return to “Nonsense”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests