*rushes at PJ and bodyslams him anto a metal bench*
OOh, did I hurt the poor baby?

*rips one of the poles out of the ring and stuffs it in PJ's mouth.*
There, now da baby's got a pabby.
Oh, is its too big for yoo? wet me get a smaller one.
*grabs some random person's umbrella and hurls it through the pole and into PJ's mouth.*
there, but now he needs a diedey.
*rips the mat off of the ring and ties it into a diaper.*
Here you go.
*Puts the diaper on.*
There! now the baby's pretty!