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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 4:28 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
No thanks, I've had enough sugar.
So what else would your dad lecture me about?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:07 pm
by Lazarus
Your haircut, your clothing, your attitude, your aspirations for a military career.
And many other things, I'm sure.
Btw, I found a verse in Leviticus the other day that told the Israelites they weren't allowed to tattoo their bodies.
(He'd lecture you about USMC tattoos, in other words.
)
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:46 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
Would you find that amusing to watch?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 5:55 pm
by Lazarus
I'd find it somewhat amusing and somewhat... scary. Like watching a puma attack a lion.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:12 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
He'd never see it coming.
So, what precisely about my attitude?
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:34 pm
by Lazarus
Dark - depressing - violent - rebellious - ...etc.
That's probably what he'd say - and then lock you in the basement... since that seems to be one of his best punishments!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:47 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
He should read Jeremiah or Job on occasion.
And I get the feeling that he would equate me not obeying him with rebelling against God.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 6:54 pm
by Lazarus
Correctemundo!
This is how wars start...
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:05 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
So, what's your basement like? I have a fondness for dark places.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:22 pm
by DarthDapor
My basement.... ...I DON"T HOV A BASEMENT I SWEAR!!!!!! 8O
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:24 pm
by Lazarus
a_sigint_ninja wrote: So, what's your basement like? I have a fondness for dark places.
Oh yeah, it's kinda dark - when the lights are off. And when you're stuck in one corner with nothing to do and nowhere to go... except make plans to blow a hole in the cement walls...
LIES, DARTH!!! LIES!
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:27 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
There are worse things, Laz. Though, he'd have to get me down there first.
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:27 pm
by DarthDapor
AHHHHHHH!
*locks self in closet*
this is my happy place,
no one con hurt me here.
(CRASH)
AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:28 pm
by Lazarus
a_sigint_ninja wrote:There are worse things, Laz. Though, he'd have to get me down there first.
Yeah - like being TIED(with an actual rope) wrist-to-wrist with your brother for several WEEKS as punishment! Doing everything whilst tied to someone else! Someone who is tied to you because the two of you FIGHT ALL THE TIME!!
That was not only worse - it was insane.
I've been driven insane by now.
Ah well...
Posted: Sat Mar 03, 2007 7:30 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
8O That is bizarre, Laz.
*grabs Darth from behind*