Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[CountKrazy]

Hee hee... I know!

[Lazarus]

Now, that would be torture.

*debates writing a story for here*

I wouldn't mind having tea with a little girl that plays with dolls. I've done it before.

*debates telling SigInt that in his opinion she should*

[CountKrazy]

Now THAT'S wrong!

Okay, handcuff him and wrap a rope around his ankles, then keep dipping him in raw sewage?

[a_sigint_ninja]

Your sisters have warped your brain, Laz.

I doubt I could write something good enough for here, Laz.

[CountKrazy]

Except for a horse... They have no fingers.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Considering how badly I seemed to freak my novelettes teacher out with my work....

[a_sigint_ninja]

Maybe it was the creatures eating human flesh....*shrugs*

[The_Pendragon]

meh, teachers are too old school. That isn't that bad.

[a_sigint_ninja]

There was some other stuff-I could just post it and let you rip it apart, if you wish. It's a bit old, but whatever.

[CountKrazy]

Yeah, they're all "Why not have little fairies save their fairy companions from the flower goblins in the Pretty Peaceful Forest?"

[Lazarus]

Your sisters have warped your brain, Laz.

I doubt I could write something good enough for here, Laz.

They have?

And I'm sure the "standards of composition" on this site would accomodate your work very easily, SigInt.

[The_Pendragon]

*burns down "Pretty Peaceful Forest"*

[a_sigint_ninja]

Throw a little romance in that, CK, and it would be precisely what she'd wanted. *gags*

[Lazarus]

"And Jack and Susie fell in love - to live happily ever after"

*gags* Some teachers are good - this one obviously ain't.

[The_Pendragon]

My CW teacher is much better than that. He'll let us get away with a lot.