Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

*drops a brick on the person below me(which happens to be SigInt).*

[akitoluva]

should i go get the popcorn again?

[Lazarus]

No - get rice... for the WEDDING!

[The_Pendragon]

you're insane Laz.

[Lazarus]

No, I've just listened to too much MacGyver today.

[Lazarus]

How can I? Your backhand slap slapped back into my computer monitor - destroying it.

[a_sigint_ninja]

*is starting to consider torture methods for Laz* You could at least start on it.

[Lazarus]

I will, I will - and you could try the waterboarding method first.

[Lazarus]

If you were really sorry you'd have sent me a Hallmark card!

[a_sigint_ninja]

If he could send me a Hallmark card, I'd consider that an unacceptable risk and have him killed.

[Lazarus]

SigInt, is life so worthless - so meaningless - so insignificant to you?

RJ, you can send it to fake_NSA_emailacct@catchingcriminals.org

WHAT'DYA MEAN YOU DON'T WANT TO?!

[CountKrazy]

Oog... Stomach... Hurt... So... BAD!

[a_sigint_ninja]

And why is that, CK?

Laz, I hereby plead the fifth.

[Lazarus]

Sounds more like the sixth... "Thou shall not kill..."

*is rewarded with a large weapon in his body for the trouble*

[a_sigint_ninja]

If it's "Thou shall not kill" then we're both in trouble.

If it's "Thou shall not murder," on the other hand....