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Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:52 pm
by paintballjunkie
i'lll settle this fight now wheres my webster dictionary........ well it does mean that sorry soup
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:54 pm
by Kilnard
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 9:57 pm
by paintballjunkie
nice one although my dad did #3 once.....
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:47 pm
by ChickenSoup
paintballjunkie wrote:i'lll settle this fight now wheres my webster dictionary........ well it does mean that sorry soup
Even so, plorp a dorp means "pwn a (whatever you said it was)"
Posted: Tue Mar 21, 2006 11:29 pm
by Fred1000000
Plorp is a dorp.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 12:59 am
by ChickenSoup
*sigh* No, fred, it is not.
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:04 am
by fingolfin
Ploop the Soup DOODS1!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 1:20 am
by IceMedic
I love Soup!!! lets eat!!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:21 am
by paintballjunkie
CHEESE IS BETTER!!!!
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:57 am
by Kilnard
IM, where you been?
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:03 pm
by IceMedic
busy.....
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 7:59 pm
by Kilnard
apparently...
Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 10:13 pm
by paintballjunkie
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 2:22 am
by Kilnard
Thanks... hadn't noticed...
Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 2:42 am
by paintballjunkie
your welcome just found out me and 4 other girls from church will be heping clean my place....I hope they're the girls i hang out with