Spam 2...the next thousand pages....
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paintballjunkie
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i'lll settle this fight now wheres my webster dictionary........ well it does mean that sorry soup
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Kilnard
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NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other
cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee. Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
- Mark Twain
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paintballjunkie
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nice one although my dad did #3 once.....
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ChickenSoup
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Even so, plorp a dorp means "pwn a (whatever you said it was)"paintballjunkie wrote:i'lll settle this fight now wheres my webster dictionary........ well it does mean that sorry soup
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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Fred1000000
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Plorp is a dorp.
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Awards: Most Crazy Batcrap Insane Poster
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ChickenSoup
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*sigh* No, fred, it is not.
My name is ChickenSoup and I have several flavors in which you may be interested
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fingolfin
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Ploop the Soup DOODS1!
I love my Wii.
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IceMedic
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I love Soup!!! lets eat!!
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paintballjunkie
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CHEESE IS BETTER!!!!
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IceMedic
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busy..... 
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paintballjunkie
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paintballjunkie
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your welcome just found out me and 4 other girls from church will be heping clean my place....I hope they're the girls i hang out with