Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Adam]

It's all Adam's fault...

And Pen's, but Adam started it.

Drop it, man.

[Lazarus]

lol, RJ.

One man's logic is another man's absurdity.

Well that explains alot here.

Be nice to the goat, without it, we have no... okay, be mean to it.

Exactly. *buries a large box filled with dynamite under the goat shed*

[CountKrazy]

Hey, who wants to see the lyrics of some of my favorite songs?

*silence*

Nobody?

*cricket chirps*

You there! The cricket! You want to see!

*cricket begs for me not to*

Well, you asked, I give!

*cricket cries*

Muppets: Hey, A Movie!

Gonzo: What a fantastic beginning!



Kermit:
Wow! There'll be spectacle
There'll be fantasy
There'll be daring do
And stuff like you would never see
All:
Hey! A movie!
Kermit, Fozzie, Gonzo:
Yeah! We're gonna be in a movie!
Kermit:
Starring everybody...!
Fozzie:
-- And me!


Fozzie:
There'll be heroes bold!
There'll be comedy!
And a lot of fuss
That ends for us real happily
All:
Hey! A movie!
Kermit & Fozzie:
We can watch it all develop!
All:
Starring everybody...!
Gonzo:
-- And me!


Gonzo:
We'll take a world
And set it on its ear
All Three:
Come on, join in
We're gonna start right here


(Musical interlude)


Kermit:
There'll be crooks and cops!
There'll be villainy!
But with us on call
We'll fix it all real easily
All:
Hey! A movie!
Fozzie:
Wow! It's gonna be terrific!
All: Starring everybody...!
Nicky (Charles Grodin):
-- And me!


(Musical interlude)


Gonzo: Kermit, I got a great picture of the chicken!
Kermit: Oh good!


All Three:
There'll be mystery
And catastrophe
But it's all in fun
You paid the money -- wait and see!
Hey! A movie!


Sweetums: Is there any way to stop it!?


All:
Starring everybody
Everybody
Everybody
Kermit:
-- And me!

Corpse Bride: Remains of the Day

BONEJANGLES:

Hey! Give me a listen you corpses of cheer
Leastles of you who still got an ear
I'll tell you a story make a skeleton cry
Of our own jubiliciously lovely corpse bride

BONE BOYS:

Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
BONEJANGLES
Well our girl is a beauty known for miles around
When a mysterious stranger came into town
He's plenty good lookin', but down on his cash
And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast
When her daddy said no, she just couldn't cope
So our lovers came up with a plan to elope
BONE BOYS
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cuz it's really okay
And you might try 'n' hide
And you might try 'n' pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah

(instrumental)

BONEJANGLES:

So they conjured up a plan to meet late at night
They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight
Now her mother's wedding dress fit like a glove
You don't need much when you're really in love
Except for a few things, or so I'm told
Like the family jewls and a sachel of gold
Then next to the grave yard by the old oak tree
On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three
She was ready to go, but where was he

BONE BOYS:

And then?

BONEJANGLES:

She waited

BONE BOYS:

And then?

BONEJANGLES:

There in the shadows, was it the man?

BONE BOYS:

And then?

BONEJANGLES:

Her little heart beat so loud

BONEBOYS:

And then?

BONEJANGLES:

And then baby, everything went black

Now when she opened her eyes she was dead as dust
Her jewls were missin' and her heart was bust
So she made a vow lyin' under that tree
That she'd wait for her true love to come set her free
Always waiting for someone to ask for her hand
When out of the blue comes this groovy young man
Who vows forever to be by her side
And that's the story of our own corpse bride

Ahem... Yeah, you guys may find them strange, but I like 'em!

So, Laz... WHEN'S THE NEXT CHAPTER?!?!?!?!

[Lazarus]

Well, those lyrics are certainly... interesting, lol.

Next chapter? *groan* How about when I am healed from this triple-pneumonia.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Interesting seems the correct term.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_p ... y_disorder
I look up strange things, don't I? Oh well.

[Lazarus]

I've always wondered what a Schizoid was. 8O

[CountKrazy]

Borneo, Laz! BORNEO!

J/k

No rush.

[a_sigint_ninja]

I've always wondered what a Schizoid was. 8O

You're not thinking of me, are you?

[Lazarus]

Certainly no - uh.. I'll get back to you on that.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Be honest. I won't hurt you.

[Lazarus]

Well to be honest, your name didn't really pop into my head while I was reading that article.

Should it have?

[a_sigint_ninja]

SPD is believed by some to correlate with the INTJ and INTP personality types in the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI).

I do usually prefer solitary activities-and nvm. I'm not a psychologist.

[CountKrazy]

New war Fan-Fic! This one's modern, and a little bit easier than the World War II one. Don't worry, I haven't quit the movie Fan-Fic.

[Adam]

Why do I have a personality disorder....WHY?!?!?!?!

[CountKrazy]

Huh? 8O