Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[CountKrazy]

You want awkward, C$?!

*pulls out eyeballs and juggles them*

Now THAT'S awkward!

Ahem... Anyway...

[Lazarus]

ROFL! It certainly would be.

Or if you ripped your arm off and used it as a baseball bat during the Little League game...

[a_sigint_ninja]

What if you got to hug a pretty girl?

I'm hoping that I'm not being placed in that category.

[Lazarus]

Whether you are a "pretty girl" or not, the thought of hugging you makes me want to buy a coffin. 8O

[a_sigint_ninja]

Thank you, Laz.

[Lazarus]

And for anyone who didn't understand, by that I meant that my demise would follow 2.5 milliseconds thereafter.

[CountKrazy]

NO! NO! NOOOO! I don't wanna be friends! at least not good friends... ...or boyfriends... I WANT TO FINISH MY MOV... ...wait a minute... ...my lil' bro screwed that up!

BOYFRIENDS???!!! HOW DARE YOU LET THAT THOUGHT CROSS THROUGH YOUR MIND!!!! SHAME ON YOU!!! SHAME!!!

Oh, BTW, too late, GOOD FRIEND!

[a_sigint_ninja]

*hands CK a dose of anti-caffeine* Stop. Shouting.

[CountKrazy]

Sorry...

The Celtic music is soothing me.

[Lazarus]

I wish it soothed all of us.

*explodes with anger*

[a_sigint_ninja]

I find Switchfoot's "The Fatal Wound" soothing for some reason.

I am the crisis
I am the bitter end
I'm gonna gun this down
I am divided
I am the razor edge
there is no easy now

son of sorrow
staring down forever
with an aching view
disenchanted
lets go down together
with the fatal wound

this is the real thing
no rubber bullets now
this is the final bow
my breath avoids me
my chest is in my head
my stomach's upside down
down

son of sorrow
staring down forever
with an aching view
disenchanted
lets go down together
with the fatal wound
with the fatal wound
with the fatal wound

[Lazarus]

Um... my eyes just popped out of my head reading that, then started tearing up. Sad song.

Speaking of rubber bullets, though... d'you mind if I test one? *aims at SigInt*

[a_sigint_ninja]

Sure-if I can test one on you first.

[CountKrazy]

I like Danny Boy...

Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
The summer's gone, and all the flowers are dying
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow
Oh Danny boy, oh Danny boy, I love you so.

And if you come, when all the flowers are dying
And I am dead, as dead I well may be
You'll come and find the place where I am lying
And kneel and say an "Ave" there for me.

And I shall hear, tho' soft you tread above me
And all my dreams will warm and sweeter be
If you'll not fail to tell me that you love me
I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

I'll simply sleep in peace until you come to me.

[Lazarus]

WHAT?! 8O Certainly no... oh wait.

I'm playing AA, and this nut just follows me around with a grenade, then kills both of us(he was on my team.). I finally shot him in exasperation after the third time and the server kicked me out.