Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

Well, I do happen to be lacking anything witty to say, so I think I will offer this tagline.

Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina.

How far did you get in math, SigInt?

[a_sigint_ninja]

College Algebra, and some geometry. But there seem to be gaps in my knowledge, so I have to work on that.

[Lazarus]

Well, as long as I(or you - or anyone) can pass an SAT, GED, ASVAD, etc, we should be okay. 8O

[a_sigint_ninja]

Who wants to settle for okay?

And I did pass the ACT.

[Lazarus]

Who wants to settle for okay?

And I did pass the ACT.

I'd settle for "alive" at this point.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Any particular reason for that?

[Lazarus]

Well -
*ceiling collapses on his head*

I...
*house catches fire and explodes*

have...
*Stinger missile impacts on the bedroom*

several...

*pack of wild rabid wolves charge out of the woods and attack*

good...

*kidnapper throws me in his truck and drives off*

reasons.
*kidnapper's truck collides with a Hummer and explodes*

[a_sigint_ninja]

*drags Laz out of the burning wreckage*

Did you do something to bring this upon yourself?

[Lazarus]

I'd have to be a clone of Hitler to deserve all this punishm - *ceiling collapses again*

What do you do with a kid who seems to have no skills, no talents, and not much of a work ethic? (Me.)

[a_sigint_ninja]

You: first I'd hit you for lying.

Second, obviously you have some skill at math, plus you've written a book on here.

Third, Xian would be much better at this then I am-ask him.

[Fred1000000]

*Needs fellow CCGR veterans here who like him...Feels hated*

I will fight ze heathens! Come, take me on, hating FEWLS!

[Lazarus]

Fred, we luv ya man. Calm down.

(We meaning... um... I... er... who?)

[Fred1000000]

Angie seems to be pretty hating right now....I must launch a cow at her house, come July.

[Lazarus]

You aren't exactly a Welcome Wagon yourself, d00d.

[Fred1000000]

Her fault? >.>