Christ Centered Gamer

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:44 pm**

The student hired me to take out you and the math teacher, unfortunately for you.

*drops a cement block on Pendragons' head from the top of the Empire State Building*

CRASH!

Oooh - that must've hurt.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:00 pm**

A math teacher? You let your math teacher know you do such work? And how to find you?

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:50 pm**

It's more like he didn't know much about me so he hired me to take out another student. But anyway he's always talking about crusifying students and such. He'd my fav teacher next to my CW teach

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:53 pm**

He does sound like a good teacher. I can't say that I'm particularly impressed with any of mine so far.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 7:57 pm**

The_Pendragon wrote:It's more like he didn't know much about me so he hired me to take out another student. But anyway he's always talking about crusifying students and such. He'd my fav teacher next to my CW teach

I'm homeschooled, but I have the teachers on DVDs (I use A Beka). My english/CW teacher this year (and last year) is your average kooky overzealous overenthusiastic please-mom-can-I-strangulate-her-or-something-just-make-her-stop-being-stupid
English Teacher-o-matic.

An example... from last year:

"OKAY class, today we're going to learn GERUNDS!

(etc.)"

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:00 pm**

I like most of mine, they all have their upsides... if only the subjects were as likable

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:06 pm**

ChickenSoup wrote:An example... from last year:

"OKAY class, today we're going to learn GERUNDS! (etc.)"

My English teacher isn't that bad. That's dig out a 50-cal bad.

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 8:28 pm**

My math teacher has a decent amount of zeal, but he tempers it w/ a randomness that rivals most people here (excluding CK)

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 9:39 pm**

And me? Wow

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:06 pm**

I have had a couple of history teachers that LOVED talking about diseases and their effect on the human body. (We spent two classes on the Black Death).
My Theology teacher cheerfully discusses sex when it is relevant, and my Philosophy prof from last semester liked to tell really bad pirate jokes.

My humanities prof, though... ARGH! *Looks up 'Assassins' in the phone book*

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:12 pm**

*wonders about the logic of hiring an assassin who would actually put his number in the phone book*

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:48 pm**

Hey, it's not like the police will actually believe you're anything but a practical joker; and it makes finding you easy for the clients.

You go to a... interesting college, Saker. 8O

Posted: **Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:57 pm**

They might take notice when someone was assassinated, though.

Plus I wouldn't want to just work for any idiot with money-they might be stupid enough to rat on me.

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:03 am**

a_sigint_ninja wrote:*wonders about the logic of hiring an assassin who would actually put his number in the phone book*

Hey, Harry Dresden is in the Chicago phone book under 'Wizards'. Ya never know...

Posted: **Sat Feb 17, 2007 12:05 am**

Thus giving you another target - with the added bonus of more difficulty due to police protection of the target!

C$, how come you haven't played AA since 2004?

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