Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

I can't remember. (I have a terrible memory problem) We were out shovelling snow off of the driveway and -

O yeah, I remember now. We were talking about my career paper(I wrote about optometry), and she asked if I really wanted to be one.
(Obviously not. )

[Kendrik]

You're going to be an assassin, huh, Laz? Assassin for hire, or do you just decide who to kill?

I don't think I'll take that one any further...

[a_sigint_ninja]

Yeah, Xian.

I remember reading a review of Chaos Theory that was ranting about Sam Fisher being an assassin. I'm sitting there thinking "I like his job."

[Lazarus]

Yeah right, Xian.

I'd probably just go after foreign leaders and heads of state.

[ChickenSoup]

lol you would

[a_sigint_ninja]

Some foreign leaders...terrorists, etc. The money doesn't interest me.

[The_Pendragon]

I want something to go boom a safe distance away from my house...

[Lazarus]

It doesn't? I'd need it for bribing guards so I could get in the building and plant some... explosives. (Which would later abruptly end those same guards' jobs)

[Kendrik]

Ok, I was about to take this farther than it needed to go, but I changed my mind.

Wow... I'm surrounded by would-be-assassins.

[ChickenSoup]

Some foreign leaders...terrorists, etc. The money doesn't interest me.

you wouldn't be hired by Pen, then! at least according to his "224 things I'd do once I'm overlord" thread. He doesn't hire people who work for free because of the joy of the hunt--they're just likely to even the odds or give the prey a sporting chance.

[a_sigint_ninja]

I'm sure you do, Pendragon.

Explosives? I've always preferred one bullet to the head, myself. Took out Nikoladze perfectly, for one. And I'd hate to deal with the guards. Actually, I tend to hate dealing with people in general.
C$-I'm not that interested in the hunt, but I'm not going to be merely working for money either. Even the odds? As I said before, I don't trust my luck that much. Plus, Pendragon mostly hired me to snipe off stupid "heroes." I have a very low tolerance for stupidity.

[ChickenSoup]

Wow... I'm surrounded by would-be-assassins.

lucky you. Where I live, I'm surrounded by incompetency.

[Lazarus]

Ok, I was about to take this farther than it needed to go, but I changed my mind.

Wow... I'm surrounded by would-be-assassins.

"Would-be assassins"?

*looks around smugly*
I've already recorded my first kill. Undetected.
The target: Bluebell the goat.
The weapon: Strychnine
The date of death: February 7.

[Saker]

8O
I want to ask if you are serious.... but maybe I shouldn't know.

[ChickenSoup]

His parents would approve, if the said goat listened to ACDC and drank Red Bull and wore cutoff jeans.