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Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 3:51 pm
by Fred1000000
ChickenSoup wrote:Kentucky FRIED Chicken!
YEAAAH! We gotta do 'dis Colonel Sanders style! w00rt~! *Starts hopping on one leg waving his arm around*

Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:10 pm
by fingolfin
Yells, Screams, Eats, Shoots, Leaves....

And then starts to put butter on freds legs...

Runs for some salt...

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 12:18 am
by froman1991
ha that reminds me of a joke

a long joke

to long

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:05 am
by IceMedic
tell it! :D I wanna hear it! :D :D

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 1:20 am
by fingolfin
was it the thousand ping pong balls joke?


I MUST HEAR THAT JOkE BEFORE I DIE!!!!

yet nobody has told it to me yet.
Beacuse it's supposedly take a gifted person to tell that joke...

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:02 am
by froman1991
it is not

OK
so a panda walks into a bar and he orders a sandwich and the waiter gives it to him he eat it then shoots the waiter in the leg and leaves and as he leaves the bartender yells"hey what are you doing you ate a sandwich shot the waiter and didnt even pay" so the panda saya "i'm a panda look it up" so the bartender does an the definition reads "pandas eats shoots and leaves"

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:10 am
by ChickenSoup
LOL

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 4:06 am
by Kilnard
tell you all have heard that joke before? You havn't? man... ok, you all live under rocks...

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 2:53 pm
by ccgr
what did spock find in the toilet? the captain's log!

sorry read the star trek thread before this reminded me of this joke

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:43 pm
by Kilnard
Aww man... ok, thats just... yhea...

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:39 pm
by Churchmouse
:lol:

*tries to come up with some appropriate witty-sounding 'Spock-ism' to commemorate the discovery; but her mind draws a blank.*

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:39 pm
by Fred1000000
HA! The captains LOG! That was.....So disturbing.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:45 pm
by Churchmouse
Which reminds me... What does the Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:48 pm
by Fred1000000
*Is stupid currently.*

Dunno.

Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:06 pm
by Churchmouse
A. They're both circling Uranus looking for Klingons. :P
Fingolfin wrote:Yells, Screams, Eats, Shoots, Leaves....
For some odd reason, I interpreted that the 'panda' way right off, even though I'd never heard that joke. 8)