Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[TripExistence]

The phrase 'off myself' always sounded really funny to me.

I didn't really mean cutting, I meant the people that like little jolts of pain. Like a friend or two of mine that would lick battery ends just for the shock.

I know I'm kind of jumping the gun here, like, a lot, but would you be willing to be a beta reader for me when I finish my novel? Or heck, anything that I write I can pm you before I 'publish' it anywhere else.

By the way, I had a pinneaple shake last night. Just saying.

[Chozon1]

Yeah. But it seemed to fit there. XD

Also...hmm...I may or may not enjoy that. >_> Though for me it's poking myself with needles.

I would consider that an honor. But be warned, I have a very limited vocabulary. -_-

And...I'm jealous.

[TripExistence]

Danke shen.

At least you're more intelligent than the majority of the internet population.

Does the end justify the means?

[Chozon1]

Really? Thanks. ^_^

I would think yes, at times. Often, people use that thinking to gain money, or something else. Or maybe to justify something that shouldn't. But if Hitler had been stopped using assassination? That'd work. Or opening the bottom of the box to get the prize before eating the cereal? Yeah.

[TripExistence]

How many Psych references do you throw out on a daily basis? <.<

Oh, by the way, this is my associate Lavender Groomes. It's his birthday today.

[Chozon1]

As many as possible. \m/. >_< .\m/

This is Gus...he can't fly.

[TripExistence]

Gosh, when he said that I lol'd so hard.

Are you good at 'reading' people?

[Chozon1]

I know, right? XD And the music they played at that part fit perfectly.

I could be. I never can tell. When I'm right, I'm spot on so much it's spooky. When I'm wrong...I better come up with a good story, fast.

I can usually tell feelings, and sometimes defuse them...others, I accidentally trigger the bomb. O_O

[TripExistence]

Sounds similar to me.

Simians or amphibians?

[Nix]

Why no love for the PS2 ever?

[Chozon1]

Simians or amphibians?

Amphibios. Love the "slimies".

Why no love for the PS2 ever?

Eh...I don't really like Sony. Especially now, after the PS3 tried to rip off the Wii. Badly, but still. Also, the PS2 just doesn't have many game I want. I could probably name them on one hand, possibly two feet. I use all my extremities when thinking of the Box. Xd

Also,

Watching someone stop breathing
feel there arms and palms releasing
The color, the smell on the skin.
All of this, with your fingerprints.

And there isn't a thing that we could do.
Drive drive drive drive I don't want to get caught!
We'll say, we'll say, we're innocent.
There is enough to prove we're not...
They will believe, anything.
I'm packing all my clothes and never going to go home again.
There isn't one thing we've forget,
you'll see, we'll get away with this.

My jeans, your shoes, we'll throw away every thing we've used.
But there's still your worried mouth,
to match your worried eyes
The only two things left to find.

Drive drive drive drive I don't want to get caught!
We'll say, we'll say, we're innocent.
There is enough to prove we're not...
They will believe, anything.
I'm packing all my clothes and never going to go home again.
There isn't one thing we've forget,
you'll see, we'll get away with this.

There's no compromise, so remember this.
Your handsome lies, it's too late for this.

[Nix]

Ah.

Funny, cuz the PS2 has more games for me than any other system. <3 that thing. XD

Will you be installing games on yer 360?

[TripExistence]

YOU GOT A 360?!! HOW DO I NOT KNOW THIS?

[Chozon1]

Funny, cuz the PS2 has more games for me than any other system. <3 that thing. XD

Will you be installing games on yer 360?

XD Funny, that.

Probably. It's supposed to run faster, no?

YOU GOT A 360?!! HOW DO I NOT KNOW THIS?

Future tense. I want to get one next year. Or maybe funnel that cash into a Draco or a Gibson. >_>

[TripExistence]

Ah, I see.

Just like I'm going to be a published author next year.

Actually, your dream is a little bit more concrete.

Should I add a cello here, to add a sad impression?