Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[a_sigint_ninja]

Good. Does that mean you're stopping now?

[CountKrazy]

Poems, eh? Let me give a shot at it:

The long grass sways from the gentle wind
A tall tree's branches creak and groan
Alas, the wind has died, and the movement ceases
Now the innocent people eat their Resses.

Hey, I'm not a poet! I'm working at it!

The world is quiet
No noise bothers the air
No child screams from a scare
The animals rest
The humans dream
Night falls
The world is quiet

[Lazarus]

Good. Does that mean you're stopping now?

That is an affirmative, Madam.

*gags CAHF quickly*

[The_Pendragon]

his second wasn't that bad... but I couldn't find what a "Ress" is frim the first poem... unless he means Rechargeable energy storage system...

[CountKrazy]

Reeses peanut butter cups!

*lodges an avocado pit into Laz's throat*

[The_Pendragon]

I think it would have been better if you dropped the last line, it does nothing for the poem...

[ChickenSoup]

Poems, eh? Let me give a shot at it:

The long grass sways from the gentle wind
A tall tree's branches creak and groan
Alas, the wind has died, and the movement ceases
Now the innocent people eat their Resses.

Hey, I'm not a poet! I'm working at it!

The world is quiet
No noise bothers the air
No child screams from a scare
The animals rest
The humans dream
Night falls
The world is quiet

3/10. It doesn't rhyme.

[The_Pendragon]

obvious rhyme schemes are dull and annoying

[CountKrazy]

Meh, it's not like I'm going to be a poet. I'm planning on writing sci-fi and fantasy with my free-time when I'm a missionary. I'm planning on witnessing to Hollywood to the brutal rainforests of South America. So the big city folk, and the violent trbials. And everybody in between. I feel that God is calling me to be a missionary, but I still retain my love for writing.

[ChickenSoup]

Maybe you should write a sci-fi fantasy epic with a missionary as the main character

[CountKrazy]

Now THAT is a good idea! Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! Thank you kindly, Master Soup!

[a_sigint_ninja]

obvious rhyme schemes are dull and annoying

Agreed.

I'd never write sci-fi. SF, yes, but not sci-fi. Did that not make sense to you?Good luck with the writing though, CK.

It's so much easier to map out the sixth house infested caves with invisibility.

[The_Pendragon]

I wanted to make a ring/amulet/article of clothing with CE invisibility but I don't think there's one capable of handling it... I wonder what' the total Chameleon you could apply before you ran out of articles of clothing that will fit on your character.

[a_sigint_ninja]

I swiped an amulet of 80% Chameleon off an archer I killed. So I swap that and the Ring of Khajiit for sneaking.

[The_Pendragon]

ah, I heard if you have a high enough Chameleon or maybe invisiblity and walk up to one of the Dagoths they'll actually provide services