Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[CountKrazy]

well......I've done the match........impetually!...and heres what I came up with:

By dividing Count's hight by his weight, and multiplying by the variable of the other side, subracting of course the exponential value of that side with the other side. We will find that we need to divide his hight by his weight a second time just for good measure, by doing this we also add the square root of his age squared to the opposite side, and then subract it by his weight. Then we should have to make the insision and make all fractions decimal numbers by doing this we find that the total amount of blood in his veins is about a pint and a half, thus we can now divide by the square root of his body weight squared. Then subract the SF number by the squared multiplyer of the other two sides of the isoscles triangle, thus we now have the TOTAL NUMBER OF HORMONES TRAVELING THROUGH THE KRAZY COUNT'S BLOOD

MD: 8O amazing!

Yes, but just wait it gets better. We find that by dividing (now this is just an estimate mind you) that we can also find out where those hormones are traveling! So just divide each part of his body mass, in proportion with his totall hormone count aaaand. . .WE HOV IT! I HOV DONE IT DOCTOR! We now know what would happen should the good count decide to take a trip to Austrailer!

MD: INCREDIBLE!!! WHAT? WHAT?

He would arrive to meet Miss Browing, these would be his exact words. . .
"I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...I...."

MD: HOW INGENIOUS!!!!

Yes, as it turns out, because of such a high hormone count in and around his thorax, not only would he not be able to speak, but he would hardly be able to move either!

MD: WHY DIDN"T I THINK OF THAT?!!!!!

I missed all that...

8O

And it's Browning, BTW.

Sure, she's really pretty, but I doubt I'd do that! My family has been training in the evangelical field for quite a while. I'd ask God to give me strength for me to not get all nervous!

I am sorry to tell you this, but we did an experiment, and your results were INCORRECT! NOT TRUE! LIES! YOU WILL NEVER BE A DOCTOR! Experiments show that if God helped him, he would talk to her just as he talks to his family!

And it's height, not hight.

Thats what I meant, but this keyboard is a relic so forgive and forget here. What do you mean I'm not going to be a doctor? waaaahh MOD! He hurt my feelings! What? No mod will help me here? OK FINE MAN, you get off this time, but just remember. I"M GONNA BE IMPORTANT SOMEDAY!!!!!! ((((((T(I()M)E)))))) for a siggy pic change.

I think Darth is implying that you are attracted to Ms. Browning.

Are you implying that he's not? ^_-

I think Darth is doomed.

I'm doomed to failure you say? NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I always knew that dying to many times on SWBF2, and AA would comeback to haunt me!!!!!!

i think darth is right

Wait a minute here (squegies computor monitor) now then, WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

You are forgiven. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings!

I may be an actor someday... if I have to... Though I don't really want to... Is that important? I must ask a scientist...!

I think Darth is implying that you are attracted to Ms. Browning.

Are you implying that he's not? ^_-

I think he was implying that I was. As were everybody else.

including myself

BAD NEWS!

Okay, after a long time of searching and searching and searching, I have found only ONE definite address... It's not Will Smith's, nor Depp's, nor Steve Martin's, etc... It is Miss Browning's... So, that's the good news... Now for the bad news... A receptionist has to read the letter before the actual celebrity can read it. So, let's pray that the receptionist will either be a Christian, or that the letter will convince he/she to accept Jesus, then to pass the good news on to Miss Browning.

Understandable enough for you?

It seems these actors and actresses have been taking up most of my time. I watch award and interview things with celebrites (blocking out the sleasly dressed ladies with the remote) on TV, hoping to get more info on one of the eleven.

I have set myself on a dead line, because I had an awful dream last night... Johnny Depp died from an awful sickness, Emily Browning got hit by a car... I fear that I'll have more dreams like that... I am going through a time of fasting and major prayer. Soon, I will begin writing the letters (Miss Browning's first, because I only have her address).

I am dead tired again (man I need more sleep), so I'm not sure if I'm making any sense...

[a_sigint_ninja]

Made sense to me. And it's wonderful how much you care about these people.

Oh, thanks Xian. It just seems like I'm depressed, then I start to feel somewhat better, then I start feeling more depressed, and then I get angry because it's happening all over again, and then I'm sitting in my room in the middle of the night praying and wondering why this keeps happening.

Sorry for the rant. I am somewhat calmed down now-I found a crossbow. Though I really should do something with the approximately five swords I keep dragging around Morrowind. I just hate to let go of the magic weaponry.

[Kendrik]

I actually believe you, CK. And your desire to go to fasting and prayer for these souls is just as impressive as ever.

God's gonna use you, but He can't really use you if you kill yourself (metaphorically). Give Him your all, and be sure to let Him help you. Seems like there's a song about that... "You are my strength when I am weak. You are the One thing that I seek. You are my All in All" and so forth. Let Him be your All in All.

ASN, cycles of depression are a bummer. I'm not going to throw more advice out since it wasn't asked for, but I will say this: this is the spam thread! Rant all you want!

I've never found a crossbow, and I've never cared to carry a bunch of enchanted weapons. A good melee weapon and a good bow will do it for me, thank you!

[a_sigint_ninja]

I'll see if I can remember where I found the crossbow. And the magic shortsword just seems to cause more damage than the normal ones-one of which I always carry around for when the magic one runs out of charge.

Melee weapon. With me running around in light armor stolen from the Dark Brotherhood assassins.8O I don't really want to get in to much of a blunt weapons spat. A good bow is always a wonderful thing, though.

You're welcome to give advice, Xian. And I usually try to avoid people I actually like when I'm in a ranting mood-afraid I'll metaphorically rip their heads off.

[CountKrazy]

The worst problem is worrying... I wouldn't be able to bear them (especially Johnny Depp, Emily Browning, and Will Smith) going to hell... But I have to give the worrying to God. He cares for them more than I ever could.

The bad thing about caring about them so much is that I can't really consentrate on anything else... School takes a long time to finish, because I always end up praying, crying, or grinding my teeth.

Wow... This is kind of like a journal... Helps to get this off my chest...

Now I'm a little freaked out for Miss Browning... She had a boyfriend some time ago, but broke up... The reason I am freaked out is if she had premarital... you know... But that's typical of Hollywood. And I'm really hoping she doesn't get sleazy (again, typical of Hollywood).

Man, I have been studying none stop on actors and actresses... Maybe I should write an essay (if you want to call it that) on everything I've found out...

BTW, I can now personally talk with the MythBusters and Mike Rowe, because I have an account on Discovery Channel message boards, and they get on. Though Kari doesn't get on barely at all because of all the "Kari Obsessed" teenage boys out there. And Jamie VERY seldom gets on. Grant and Tori are pretty frequent...

After a little bit of estimating, I found out that I am more than likely taller than Miss Browning... who needed to wear heels when she played in A Series of Unfortunate Events, because Liam Aiken (Klaus Baudelaire) was much taller than her. And he's like... three years younger than her, I think.

Will Smith's real name is either William or Willard.

I have decided to but an iPod, because if God wants me to go to Australia, then I'm sure he'll provide.

And supposedly Miss Browning likes peanut butter (her fan site has tons of small facts). I am waiting to hear if I can contact Will Smith in some sort of way.

Oh, and Steve Martin is doing a Pink Panther 2, and a Cheaper by the Dozen 3. Pink Panther... Meh... But I think Cheaper by the Dozen is getting a little repetitive...


EDIT: Oops! Missed your post, Xian. Yeah, I have been asking Him to help throughout the day... He is definitely my All in All. He is my everything! If He can do anything, I'm sure that getting a letter past a receptionist is included.

[Kendrik]

I created a new Redoran custom class character and gave blunt weapons a shot. I was actually impressed with the initially available hammer. I hate Cliff Racers, but I took one out with a single shot with my hammer. I get the benefit of an enchanted weapon with a backup regular weapon, but it's just not my preference. I don't want to depend on the charge of an enchanted weapon for my survival. Kind of representative of my worldview to some extent, I suppose.

Well, if I have advice to share with you, then I will. I've already given you a bit. Besides, you claimed to have "sort of" bitten my head off before. I'm used to setting myself up for a chance at losing my head at someone's ranting hands.

Here's to hoping for the best. Rant when you need to, that's what a spam board is all about!

[CountKrazy]

Maybe I could disguise the letter to Miss Browning so that it can slip past the receptionist...

I think I'm going to go talk to some MythFans... Well... Naw... I kinda stand out there...

[Kendrik]

How and why would you disguise the letter? Didn't you just say that God would get through the secretary? My advice, no compromise. Compromising truth to be more acceptable is when things get bad in my opinion.

As for the MythBusters, that's some cool stuff. Grant is my favorite MythBuster, and I can see why Kari wouldn't be on the boards much. But you're going to stand out. That's kind of going to happen if you act out the radical approach that you talk about. Standing out isn't bad if you stand out for the right reasons.

[CountKrazy]

I know. I didn't really mean it.

I think either Tori, Adam, or Kari is my favorite. Ah, heck! I love all of 'em! Grant is like, the genius of all of them. Kari is more of the artist. Jamie is... WOW! He has more than ten things he can do in his resume. Tori is the crazy awesome guy. Adam is the crazier go-for-it guy. In my opinions, at least.

Mike Rowe is awesome on the message board. He risked getting busted, because he was in a shed where nobody was allowed. All for his fans!

Yeah, the only way I'll be able to share the Gospel with the MythBusters and Mike is to post it on the message boards... But it would get edited by a Mod before a Buster or Mike could read it.

[The_Pendragon]

ALL FEAR THE ORDER OF THE FLOATING ROCK!!! (or was that sponge?)

Anyway, me and my friend found a floating rock or such on an island while running around doing daedric quests in Morrowind. We couldn't do the quest for some reason so he took off all his armor and his shirt and picked up a "Sixth House Bell Hammer" and started going around slaughtering people cause they weren't of the order of the Floating Rock.

Anyway, I usually start out with a swordfighter w/ good heavy armor, speachcraft and mercentile (two of the most important skills in the game IMO, or at least my only "must have" skills) throw in a little enchantment and archery and I'm ready to rock.

Later in the game I made some really nice items; Key enchanters equipment: Azura's Star (renewable Grand soul gem), Summon Golden Saint (either spell or enchanted item), and a high powered weapon w/ Soul Trap on it so you can kill the Golden Saint and trap it's soul. After I got that stuff I made a Ring of Flight with CE Levitate, and a full suit of Ghost Clothing (including rings and amulets) that all had maximum CE Sanctuary, no physical attack could hit me. Then I threw in two bracers, Bracer of Renewal and Bracer of Regeneration that constantly renewed my health and fatigue.

[Fred1000000]

Uhh..

[CountKrazy]

I can't believe Kari got those nasty photos taken... Not right...

And then Sienna... DANG! Not good...

At least Miss Browning hasn't had revealing photos. Maybe a tad seductive... There's a chance that she won't be sleasy, though! PRAYER IS POWERFUL! Little prayer, little power; a lot of prayer, a lot of power. That's one of the reasons I respect her: she doesn't do those kind of photos... Keep it up, I say!

[CountKrazy]

Check that with Em... Not as bad as others, but not good... Barely anything in Hollywood terms, but pretty bad in Christian terms.

Okay, I'm going to have to go in like... a few minutes, so just in case, see you all later! I'm gonna go and pray some more! WHOO-HOO!

[Kendrik]

Go pray some more! That's definitely the best thing you can do right now.

[CountKrazy]

You said it!

Now, perma bye!