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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:43 pm
by CountKrazy
*walks out in a tux and sunglasses and fires two missiles from my bazooka at the car*
I have become the Terminator! (I knew I shouldn't have watched that movi - TALK TO THE HAND!)
*reloads and fires moer missiles*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:45 pm
by Lazarus
You killed my Mom and now you try to kill me?! 8O
Stop the car, SigInt!
*dives out and begins shooting at CAHF - at long range - with a 1911 .45 caliber pistol.*
Obviously I'm insane - because I could never hit him.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:46 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
*watches as the missiles miss* Is CAH_F trigger-happy today?
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:47 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
Laz, maybe we should find a private hospital where CAH_F and Ferdinand can't touch you.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:53 pm
by CountKrazy
*a missile tears through SigInt's stomach as she rolls her eyes*
*she looks down at the gaping whole in her abdomen with wide-eyes and a gaping mouth*
*she collapses to the ground*
My mission is to terminate Lazarus! Stay out!
*bullets ricochet off of me*
Come on! You can do better than that!
*tosses bazooka and leaps at Laz*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:55 pm
by Lazarus
I never did like hospitals, SigInt.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 4:58 pm
by CountKrazy
You'll be going to one once I'm through with you!
*punches Laz in the chin and he flys 10 feet into the air*
*I catch him as he falls and hold him above my head*
*slams him on the ground*
*stomps on his head over and over*
*kicks him in the spine*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:01 pm
by Lazarus
Ow... are you okay, SigInt?
Ow....
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:06 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
*shoots CAH_F* No. *collapses again*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:07 pm
by CountKrazy
*SigInt replies to Laz with a twitch*
Mission not yet accomplished! I must terminate Lazarus!
*walks up behind the doctors and snap their necks*
*Laz falls off the stretcher*
*I pick him up by the throat*
All la vista, or whatever it is!
*blows Laz's head in when I bash him with my head*
*throws him to the ground and punches my arm through his back (and probably ground too)*
*pulls out bloody arm*
Mission accomplished!
*crams a bomb into the hole in Laz's back*
*walks away*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:10 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
*attaches lots of c4 to CAH_F as he walks by.* If I go, you're coming with.
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:13 pm
by CountKrazy
*looks at the C4*
*points finger at SigInt*
This isn't over! I'll be back!
*hears click*
*explodes into millions of metal bits*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:16 pm
by Lazarus
GAH! RUN!
*speeds away on a motorized wheelchair with SigInt limping behind me on crutches as CAHF dashes into the hospital.*
BOOM!
I bet it was just another clone. *the hospital blows up*
Ohhhh... Owww... *collapses*
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:18 pm
by CountKrazy
HOW THE HECK CAN YOU RIDE AWAY ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH HOLE IN YOUR ABDOMEN, A BOMB IN YOUR STOMACH, AND A BLOWN IN HEAD???!!!
Er... I mean:
GAAAAAH! We will meet again, Lazarus! I'll be back! Expect me again!
*blows up*
*I come out of the rubble, normal*
Whoa...
Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 5:20 pm
by a_sigint_ninja
*dies*