Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[CountKrazy]

*walks out in a tux and sunglasses and fires two missiles from my bazooka at the car*

I have become the Terminator! (I knew I shouldn't have watched that movi - TALK TO THE HAND!)

*reloads and fires moer missiles*

[Lazarus]

You killed my Mom and now you try to kill me?! 8O

Stop the car, SigInt!

*dives out and begins shooting at CAHF - at long range - with a 1911 .45 caliber pistol.*

Obviously I'm insane - because I could never hit him.

[a_sigint_ninja]

*watches as the missiles miss* Is CAH_F trigger-happy today?

[a_sigint_ninja]

Laz, maybe we should find a private hospital where CAH_F and Ferdinand can't touch you.

[CountKrazy]

*a missile tears through SigInt's stomach as she rolls her eyes*

*she looks down at the gaping whole in her abdomen with wide-eyes and a gaping mouth*

*she collapses to the ground*

My mission is to terminate Lazarus! Stay out!

*bullets ricochet off of me*

Come on! You can do better than that!

*tosses bazooka and leaps at Laz*

[Lazarus]

I never did like hospitals, SigInt.

[CountKrazy]

You'll be going to one once I'm through with you!

*punches Laz in the chin and he flys 10 feet into the air*

*I catch him as he falls and hold him above my head*

*slams him on the ground*

*stomps on his head over and over*

*kicks him in the spine*

[Lazarus]

Ow... are you okay, SigInt?

Ow....

[a_sigint_ninja]

*shoots CAH_F* No. *collapses again*

[CountKrazy]

*SigInt replies to Laz with a twitch*

Mission not yet accomplished! I must terminate Lazarus!

*walks up behind the doctors and snap their necks*

*Laz falls off the stretcher*

*I pick him up by the throat*

All la vista, or whatever it is!

*blows Laz's head in when I bash him with my head*

*throws him to the ground and punches my arm through his back (and probably ground too)*

*pulls out bloody arm*

Mission accomplished!

*crams a bomb into the hole in Laz's back*

*walks away*

[a_sigint_ninja]

*attaches lots of c4 to CAH_F as he walks by.* If I go, you're coming with.

[CountKrazy]

*looks at the C4*

*points finger at SigInt*

This isn't over! I'll be back!

*hears click*

*explodes into millions of metal bits*

[Lazarus]

GAH! RUN!

*speeds away on a motorized wheelchair with SigInt limping behind me on crutches as CAHF dashes into the hospital.*

BOOM!

I bet it was just another clone. *the hospital blows up*

Ohhhh... Owww... *collapses*

[CountKrazy]

HOW THE HECK CAN YOU RIDE AWAY ON A MOTORCYCLE WITH HOLE IN YOUR ABDOMEN, A BOMB IN YOUR STOMACH, AND A BLOWN IN HEAD???!!!

Er... I mean:

GAAAAAH! We will meet again, Lazarus! I'll be back! Expect me again!

*blows up*

*I come out of the rubble, normal*

Whoa...

[a_sigint_ninja]

*dies*