Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Fred1000000]

How awesome would that be?

[ChickenSoup]

You know, I think I really like vanilla.

[a_sigint_ninja]

I think I've got a couple large bottles of Vanilla left from Mexico. Want to chug one, C$?

[Lazarus]

How awesome would that be?

Would what be?

*steals SigInt's Vanilla and drinks all of it*

[a_sigint_ninja]

*Duct tapes Laz to the ceiling.*

[Lazarus]

*pulls out a swiss army knife with his mouth and cuts the duct tape, then falls on the ground and breaks his neck*

[a_sigint_ninja]

*Calls hospital, and disappears as they help Laz.*

[Lazarus]

*limps after SigInt on crutches with a Ka-Bar(that I pickpocketed from you) between my teeth*

[a_sigint_ninja]

You better not have taken the USMC one. *tasers Laz and delivers him to psych ward.*

[Lazarus]

*After pickpocketing SigInt's taser, I blast the guard with it and escape from the psych ward, with the USMC(yes) Ka-Bar clenched between my teeth. Unfortunately I lost my crutches so I chase SigInt in a motorized wheelchair*

[a_sigint_ninja]

*laughs while watching Laz delude himself in his strait-jacket.*

[Lazarus]

Rats! I knew I was still in that thing. *slaps forehead... oh wait - my hands are tied*

[a_sigint_ninja]

Behave and I might let you out.

[Lazarus]

Sorry, my rebellious nature will never agree to that.
*realizes he's insane*

In that case, I'll behave.

[a_sigint_ninja]

*doctor releases Laz.* Please don't tell me that you now have the urge to conquer large parts of Europe.