Christ Centered Gamer

*Finishes up a song after 7 days of work* YES! YES!

*lands in front of a mass army of Tiny Snow People*

Where's my lance?

*Charlie brings it to me*

Thank you. Now, as I was saying, ATTACK!

*Tiny Snow People give there battle cry*

*we charge at... something invisible?*

*starts wiping blood off Ka-Bar*

*lowers head in sadness*

Alright, Tiny Snow People... We're just fighting air...

*sighs, groans, and moans all around the army are heard*

I know, I know. But I shall not forget you, my comrades! I shall call you again when the time is needed! Have your reindeer and your snowballs at hand, for tomorrow is near!

*cheers erupt from the army*

*they all jump into the snow*

Now, Rudolph, it's time for you to - WHOA!

*Rudolph bucks me off and buries his head in the snow*

Hey! You'll suffocate!

*he kicks me in the stomach*

Fine! Die for all I care! You'll just ruin Christmas for kids everywhere...

*walks away*

Stupid, suicidal deer...

CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:*lowers head in sadness*

Alright, Tiny Snow People... We're just fighting air...

*sighs, groans, and moans all around the army are heard*

I know, I know. But I shall not forget you, my comrades! I shall call you again when the time is needed! Have your reindeer and your snowballs at hand, for tomorrow is near!

*cheers erupt from the army*

*they all jump into the snow*

Now, Rudolph, it's time for you to - WHOA!

*Rudolph bucks me off and buries his head in the snow*

Hey! You'll suffocate!

*he kicks me in the stomach*

Fine! Die for all I care! You'll just ruin Christmas for kids everywhere...

*walks away*

Stupid, suicidal deer...

That left me speechless.

I don't like Rudolph, Rudolph doesn't like me. He'll have plenty of time to think over why he's commiting suicide while his head is stuck in the snow.

*puts on glasses, puts ohno on one of those leather chair/sofa/things and gets a notebook*

Now, tell me, why did that leave you speechless?

Because... The kid made Rudolph die...

What makes you think that?

I don't know! Maybe because he did!

Now, now, keep your voice down.

Whatever... Stupid psychiatrist...

Oooh! You asking for it now!

*throws notebook on the ground*

Ohno: You wanna fight? Huh? HUH?!

Heck yes I wanna fight!

*gets clobbered by ohno*

Me: Ouch...

*ohno throws me out the window*

That's why I was left speechless, bozo!

CAH_F as a psychiatrist.

Wait-I may need a psychiatrist. Though, perhaps it's too late.

*Randomly checks several forums* CAH_F, RPG!

I'd only make the person'r problems worse! Well, not worse, but I'd sure as heck scare them with my craziness... and darkness (NOT EVILNESS! Darkness is a much different word).

SigInt, I think both of us needed a psychiatrist a loooong time ago...

Oh dang! I'll get right over there! Sorry about forgetting it.

CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:I'd only make the person'r problems worse! Well, not worse, but I'd sure as heck scare them with my craziness... and darkness (NOT EVILNESS! Darkness is a much different word).

SigInt, I think both of us needed a psychiatrist a loooong time ago...

Oh dang! I'll get right over there! Sorry about forgetting it.

I think I've scared you with my darkness on occasion. And I do know a psychiatrist-I just don't get counseling. My mom would freak, try to ban me from all technical devices, and throw out all my CDs if I suggested counseling, cause she thinks that's the only reason I'd be screwed up.

* throws a snowball in Fins face , that blinds him and he runs into a big polar bear*
big polar bear kidnapps Fin .....

Everyone now lets go rescue Fin !!!
( darth if ur done with the Katana , can i have it back now?!

'Ey, I don't even ponder you being screwed up! I think you be a cool person, savvy?

Just because some of us be dark, including yours truly, ain't mean that we be screwed up. At least, that's what is in my head. Can't speak for them others.

And I think I scared ye with me craziness before! Possibly... Maybe... Slimly... Bah, neva mind! All I gots to say is that we be dark, but that ain't necessarily mean that we be screwed up. Easy as that, Bob's your uncle, Fanny's your aunt.

...

Savvy?

*Starts an avalanche*

Now now there! That ain't being very productive, now is it?

*does like Jack and runs away screaming and arms flailing from the avalanche*

Oi!

I figure everyone's screwed up. What my mom thinks, on the other hand....

*Throws CAH_F a rope from the helicopter-again.*

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