Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

No thanks. I'm not hungry.

Are you sure? They're mighty good.

I would probably eat better in the Army than I do here at home.

My brothers got left-over MRE's from someone once-the ones no one else wanted. Disgusting, but apparently better than what my Dad got when he was in.

Yeah, I've heard mixed reports about them from relatives who've eaten them, but according to Tom Clancy's book on armored cavalry, they've gotten better.

We toured an arsenal about six months ago, and the soldiers said the food had been improved.

Your Dad's poor stomach.

[USoldier_Gal]

*thinks* ohh i know ! * grills some spam for RJ and PBJ* *forces them to eat it *
* laughs so hard she faints * hahahaha

[fingolfin]

this topic has gone terribly downhill...

*Grabs a sled*

[DarthDapor]

Yes matey! This be the thread that shall never die!!!!

[USoldier_Gal]

but, but ! its a spam topic ! I thought people could act as crazy and wierd as they wanted on here

* grabs another faster sled and goes after fin *
*reaches himn and starts throwing snowballs at him *

[DarthDapor]

*Sleds down mount Spamfoundtopical!!!!!!!!!*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... ...I SHOULD"VE TAKEN THE STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CountKrazy]

*runs away screaming and arms flailing from Darth*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Man, I go for a nice climb up Mt. Spamfoundtopical and this guy tries to kill me!

So what's going on in here? Other than Darth chasing me down a mountain, USG bombarding Fin with snowballs, and RJ eating yellow snow (gross BTW)?

[Lazarus]

Me making spam angels in the snow - I mean spam.

[a_sigint_ninja]

*runs away screaming and arms flailing from Darth*

HEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPP MMMMMMMEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Man, I go for a nice climb up Mt. Spamfoundtopical and this guy tries to kill me!

So what's going on in here? Other than Darth chasing me down a mountain, USG bombarding Fin with snowballs, and RJ eating yellow snow (gross BTW)?

*Throws CAH_F a rope from the helicopter I'm in* Let's see-I want to kill a frog....for starters.

[DarthDapor]

*Head pops out of snow drift*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! THat was radicool!

[Lazarus]

*hits Darth in the mouth with a snowball*

[CountKrazy]

*grabs rope and shimmies up rope*

Thanks, SigInt...

*sees Darth's head*

REVENGE!!!!!

*grabs a machine gun and parachute then jumps out helicopter*

*lets out parachute and falls toward Darth*

[CountKrazy]

*lands*

*darth struggles to get out of snow*

*but to no avail*

*sees RJ ranting evily, so I shoot him to put him out of his misery*

*grins at darth and points gun*

[CountKrazy]

Apparently...

*revives RJ*

There, now only one.

*grins at Darth again and points gun at his head*

*looks to the right and sees Fin and USG charging down at me*

TURN!!!! STOP!!!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!

*gets hit and flies high into the sky*

*gun disappears somewhere in the snow*

*falls head first into snow and only waist down can be seen*

*kicks legs like crazy*

[Lazarus]

Hey - awesome spam angel, CAHF!

*joins CAHF in making more spam angels*