Christ Centered Gamer

well of course you guys havent heard of it ! ... its on CNBC for Petes sake !
I bet you guys NEVER watch that channel ... I try to cuz its gonna help me get rich haha im such a freak

Hey, I'm the freak here! See the username? I don't see no freak in your username! Hey, are you saying that I'm lying? Now don't make me get my homies over here! You don't want me to get my homies here! Nuh uh!

Okay, I'm done talking like some street person...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hah hah ha ha ha HORF!!!! -Tortimer-

Huff! Huff I say! Huff! -That old toad guy in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door-

Grim! Can you turn me into a spider monkey? Huh huh huh can ya? I WANNA BE A SQUIRREL MONKEY! -Billy-

That's why the Atkins craze is sweeping the nation. -Narrator guy on our TV right now-




Uh oh... The antenna in my head is acting up...

Yep... I'm getting a signa - Golly gee ma!

That one was really weir - You look like a rapper!

Oh yes... That new stupid sho - Hey kids! Who wants to see me eat this pie in one bite? Huh? Huuuh?

Oh great... here come the clow - Run Gerta! Run!

Not The Snow Queen! I hate that movi - The Rod Squad!

The Rod Squad? What the hec - Why shouldn't I keep it? It's mine, my own... My precious...

SOMEBODY MAKE IT STO - Stay tuned for 11 o' clock news.

WHY M - I think we're going to have to take out his heart and brain if we want him to live.

NOOOO - Tum-tum-tum-TUMS!

I give u - You're either going to turn that TV off or I'm going to ax it!

Stupid antenna in my brai - We're very concerned.

I can't live with this any more... Hey! Wait! It's gone! GLORY HALLELUJAH!!!!

wOW ........ you are somehting , Calvy boy ... ! haha!
Did you really type all that ?
I hope your a HDTV

paintballjunkie wrote:yes USG i am a good spammer whether you like it or not

no u!

I am the supreme spammer, next to C$. I know all the spam techniques, and spam anatomy.

well i dont see you spamming like PBJ does !

USoldier_Gal wrote:wOW ........ you are somehting , Calvy boy ... ! haha!
Did you really type all that ?
I hope your a HDTV

You mean something crazy I presume?

Yeah, I typed all that. Mesa likea to type, yeah! It's better than getting one of those typing lesson CD things...

Nope... We got Comcast. Really, we've only got 15 channels. We used to have all the works, but we got rid of it...

Ye must get used to my craziness, RJ.

No your Not Crazy , Calvy .... your funny and goofy

Okay, I'm funny, goofy, and crazy... Some of the things I think up are crazy...

But thanks for saying I'm funny and goofy!

But you are crazy.
What do you know?
Argh! He knows that you're crazy!
Hey Captain Barnacle.
Argh! Oi there, Fudd.
Hey guys...
Oi, Banana!
Hi, Banana.
Whatever...
MY PRECIOUS!!!
What is Gollum doing here?
I don't know and I don't care...
He just be a yellow-belly!
MY PRECIOUS!!!!
Huh huh huh! Look who's here!
Greetings, earthling!
Cool. It's Gudfrey and Beep!
Oi, Gudfrey and Beep!
Whatever...
MY PRECIOUS!!!!
Greetings, earthlings!
Beep is having a glitch attack.
I can see that...
Let's make him walk the plank!
Who wants pie?
MY PRECIOUS!!!!
Greetings, earthlings!
Someone make Beep and Gollum shut-up!
Argh! I'll do th honors of that!
Like I care...
Greetings, earthlin - AAA!!!! THE KRAKEN!!!
MY PRECIOU - EEAAARRREERRRAAA!!!!
Argh! They be taken care of!
Whatever...
Finally!
Huh huh YAY!

Is that enough proof for ya that I'm crazy? Meet Gudfrey: Huh huh HI! Meet Banana: Whatever... Meet Fudd: Hey. Meet Captain Barnacle: Argh, ye scallywag! Meet Gollum: YOU AREN'T MY PRECIOUS!!!! Meet Beep: Error! Error! ErrororororororERROR!

No - I don't believe you. You aren't crazy.

You are however - Krazy.

As in Klinger Krazy. You know - the guy from M*A*S*H who pretended he was nuts so he could get out of the army.

YOu just pretend to be crazy because you want to get BanneD! 8O

No... I pretend that I'm crazy because I'm bored...

I'm just what USG said... Goofy...

Did you know some people still do disco? Not right...

Man... I love flipping on my CD player and dancing to disco music all night long.

So awesome...

The only dancing I like is the old 50's-60's dancing. Or maybe 40's-60's...

That song in Narnia when they play hide-and-seek is good dancing music...

Funk! WhoooOOO! GroooOOOvey!

*stops and notices what I'm doing and saying*

*jumps off a cliff in horror of what I just did*

*stops dancing to disco music and beats himself to death with the CD player*

I never listened to it in my life, anyway...

"Nooo - CAHF!"

It is too late for me! I have - wait, how am I talking?

*looks down*

Seems that this so-called "cliff" is only 5 feet...

wOOt!

Look! I'm the highest rank now! I'M A CCGR ADDICT!!!! No more being called a nOOb! WHOOOO!!!!! AWESOME!!!!

Ahem... My spontaneous shouting is over...