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Well im glad i have an assualt rifle ! hehe thats great Calvy !
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cork guns and knives are better *assassinates USG with a cork knife*
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....i'm not even in it ..
Thanks alot now my last memory for 3 weeks of you will be that you didn't add me in your short story...
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*points and laugh*haha*nelson style*ooo yaa
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that's not nice.

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*blows up Cupcake and the cookie* boo-ya
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IceMedic wrote:....i'm not even in it ..
Thanks alot now my last memory for 3 weeks of you will be that you didn't add me in your short story...
:cry:
*Gives Cupcake 50 bucks*

*Blows up PBJ with a C4 bomb*
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I like my pistol. :)

Now, time for a Nazi neck-snapping party. And behave PBJ, or you'll be on the bait list too. :twisted:
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...*walks up to sigint, and snaps his neck, then walks off*
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Ladies and gentlemen ... we have a serial Killer on our hands :twisted:
(I am an angel so i cant do anything tho... i am dead .. haha )
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lol yay i'm at my favorite status *blows up bank and forgets to steal money* DANGIT!
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paintballjunkie wrote:...*walks up to sigint, and snaps his neck, then walks off*
Never happened. I'm a her.

*Informs Mossad that PBJ is a terrorist.* Mossad captures and tortures PBJ, then kills him slowly.
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The word broccoli sounds very Italian.
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IceMedic wrote:....i'm not even in it ..
Thanks alot now my last memory for 3 weeks of you will be that you didn't add me in your short story...
:cry:
You'll be in it! I can't put everyone in it all at once, so I'm going to slowly add it.
YOu gotta love him for it !!
And yes i think your Sigg is SUPER cool , Calvy !
Thanks, Alice! :D
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CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:Do you mean the psych ward or the sig?

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"What are you talking about, soldier?!" shouted Sergeant Dapor over the gunfire. "This is no time for daydreaming! This is war, man!"
"Sorry, sir! I -- AAARRG!!!" The young soldier dropped to the ground and blood spilled forth from a gaping wound in his head. Dapor closed his eyes and whispered, "I knew he shouldn't have come out so soon." Then he grabbed his rifle and ran to a small ditch. "Nazi scum! They just don't give up!" snarled a man firing a large machine gun. The ocean roared behind Dapor, and the sound of war sounded all around him. It seemed to close in on him.

"Sergeant Dapor!" screamed another soldier. Dapor ran to the other end of the ditch and met with the soldier. "What is it, Soup?" asked Dapor. "More are coming! We don't have enough men!" replied Soup. Dapor grinded his teeth in frustration, then looked behind him. A boat had just landed and American soldiers were filing out. All jumped into the ditch and crawled over to Dapor. One saluted and said, "Hobbesfreak at your service, sir! But you can just call me Hobbes! This one with the sniper rifle is Nate, the two with machine guns are VV (that's what we call him) and Laz, the one with the bazooka is Epsons, the one with the assualt rifle is USG, the one with the radio on his back is Ohno, the three with the rifles are Fin, Cement, and 360, and the one with the pistol is Sigint, and the one with the rifle and pistol is Saker."

Dapor looked over the well trained soldiers. "What do you need from me?" the sergeant asked. "We're here to help you," said Fin.
"Help me?! I don't need your help!"
"You're going deep behind enemy lines, correct?" asked Epsons.
"Then you'll need our help," said Hobbes.
Darth looked them over again and reluctantly agreed. "But first we have to fight back these Nazis. Then we can head out!"
All nodded, including Soup and Fred (who was the one Dapor talked with earlier), who had come up not too long ago.
"I hope you know what you're doing," Dapor said to Hobbes. hobbes smiled and replied, "Oh yes. I know."

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I'm thinking of making it a fan-fic. What do you guys think?
Yes I think you should, maybe like restart and put it in a WWII setting or something!
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