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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 9:48 pm
by CountKrazy
RAMBO!!!!
*gets shot and falls to ground*
How did it get like this? Oh yes... PBJ CAME HERE!!!! AAAA!!!!
*millions of Ents surround PBJ and stomp and swing at him*
*dragons reign fire on PBJ*
*elves cast magic at PBJ*
So uh... Can somebody help me up here?
Oh, and PBJ, I'm crazy if you haven't already guessed. Crazy about fantasy and just crazy period.
Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:59 pm
by IceMedic
Ben & Jerrys Ice cream is the bestest
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:13 am
by fingolfin
IceMedic wrote:Ben & Jerrys Ice cream is the bestest
Never had it...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:17 am
by a_sigint_ninja
CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:RAMBO!!!!
*gets shot and falls to ground*
How did it get like this? Oh yes... PBJ CAME HERE!!!! AAAA!!!!
*millions of Ents surround PBJ and stomp and swing at him*
*dragons reign fire on PBJ*
*elves cast magic at PBJ*
So uh... Can somebody help me up here?
Oh, and PBJ, I'm crazy if you haven't already guessed. Crazy about fantasy and just crazy period.
What sort of assistance is required?
Have I even had Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream? Don't remember.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:25 am
by CountKrazy
Help me up off the blood drenched ground?
I live real close to a Ben & Jerry's. Cold Stone Creamery is THE BEST ice cream EVER!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 12:30 am
by a_sigint_ninja
CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:Help me up off the blood drenched ground?
I live real close to a Ben & Jerry's. Cold Stone Creamery is THE BEST ice cream EVER!
*Lifts CAH_F off the ground and sneaks him into the nearest hospital, then disappears.*
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:45 am
by CountKrazy
*by some strange events, I end up rolling out of the 5th story while sitting in my wheel chair*
*screams while falling*
BTW, thank ye, Sigint!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 1:51 am
by a_sigint_ninja
CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:*by some strange events, I end up rolling out of the 5th story while sitting in my wheel chair*
*screams while falling*
BTW, thank ye, Sigint!
Harpoons CAH_F's shirt, drags him back into the hospital, and ties him to a bed in the psych. ward.
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:04 am
by CountKrazy
But I'm not crazy I tell ya!
Doctor:
I'm crazy if you haven't already guessed. Crazy about fantasy and just crazy period.
Me: NOOOO!!!!
*gets sedated*
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 2:59 am
by CountKrazy
How do you guys like my new sig? Can you even see it?
Doctor: Time for bed, Calvin.
Me: Don't call me Calvi -- Ow! Zzzz....
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:10 am
by DarthDapor
Man, your imagination just runs away with you doesn't it!
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:30 am
by USoldier_Gal
YOu gotta love him for it !!
And yes i think your Sigg is SUPER cool , Calvy !
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:30 am
by epsons
Horse, and a donkey...
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:44 am
by CountKrazy
Do you mean the psych ward or the sig?
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"What are you talking about, soldier?!" shouted Sergeant Dapor over the gunfire. "This is no time for daydreaming! This is war, man!"
"Sorry, sir! I -- AAARRG!!!" The young soldier dropped to the ground and blood spilled forth from a gaping wound in his head. Dapor closed his eyes and whispered, "I knew he shouldn't have come out so soon." Then he grabbed his rifle and ran to a small ditch. "Nazi scum! They just don't give up!" snarled a man firing a large machine gun. The ocean roared behind Dapor, and the sound of war sounded all around him. It seemed to close in on him.
"Sergeant Dapor!" screamed another soldier. Dapor ran to the other end of the ditch and met with the soldier. "What is it, Soup?" asked Dapor. "More are coming! We don't have enough men!" replied Soup. Dapor grinded his teeth in frustration, then looked behind him. A boat had just landed and American soldiers were filing out. All jumped into the ditch and crawled over to Dapor. One saluted and said, "Hobbesfreak at your service, sir! But you can just call me Hobbes! This one with the sniper rifle is Nate, the two with machine guns are VV (that's what we call him) and Laz, the one with the bazooka is Epsons, the one with the assualt rifle is USG, the one with the radio on his back is Ohno, the three with the rifles are Fin, Cement, and 360, and the one with the pistol is Sigint, and the one with the rifle and pistol is Saker."
Dapor looked over the well trained soldiers. "What do you need from me?" the sergeant asked. "We're here to help you," said Fin.
"Help me?! I don't need your help!"
"You're going deep behind enemy lines, correct?" asked Epsons.
"Then you'll need our help," said Hobbes.
Darth looked them over again and reluctantly agreed. "But first we have to fight back these Nazis. Then we can head out!"
All nodded, including Soup and Fred (who was the one Dapor talked with earlier), who had come up not too long ago.
"I hope you know what you're doing," Dapor said to Hobbes. hobbes smiled and replied, "Oh yes. I know."
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I'm thinking of making it a fan-fic. What do you guys think?
Posted: Wed Dec 20, 2006 3:53 am
by paintballjunkie
ooh! you should have a guy with nubs for legs as the comic relief