Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[DarthDapor]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ANOTHER EDITION OF...
DID YOU KNOW?
Did you know that Bill Clinton wanted to send Ninjas after Osama?
Thats right, black clad ninja warriors to hunt the natorious leader of Al-Quida. Who else would've thought of it?

[CountKrazy]

Hey, Sigint, I know how you feel... Except I had power out ALL OVER for three days. No power, no heat for three days...

How much do I make up?

Uh oh... I'm feeling my alter egos coming on...

Oh yeah, let the whole world know!
Shut up!
You shut up!
Just go away!
Fine, but I'll take my time.
NOW!
NO!
NOW!
NO!
What's going on here?
Oh, CAHF was just yelling at me to leave.
AND HE'S NOT LEAVING!
I guess I'm not welcome then... Sorry CAHF is sreaming at you, Fudd...
NO YOU AREN'T WELCOME!
Keep your voice down, will ya?
Huh uhuh huhu huh huh huh! Gudfrey the clown is here!
NO! Not Gudfrey!
Hey, Gudfrey!
Oh... Hi Gudfrey...
Oi! Ye yellow-bellies know NOTHIN' about the sea! And why are ye bein' so mellow, Marty-o?
Hey! It's Captain Barnacle!
Huh huh! Heya, Captain Barnacle!
Hi, Captain... I'm just mellow, I guess...
GO AWAY! ALL OF YOU!
Now, don't make me blow you down, CAHF!
You said it, Cap!
Yes, I suppose I did!
Whatever...
Huh huh huh! Who wants to play pin the tail on the donkey?
ARGH! I be wanting to!
I guess...
Hey, I do!
HELP ME!
Huh huh! Then let's go!

*looks around*

Thank God! They're finally gone...

...

For the time!
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[fingolfin]

ummm okay...

Where is cupcake?

We need some random spamdom here.

Like this:

[USoldier_Gal]

two frogs ..... how intresting 8O

[CountKrazy]

Sorry about that... I do those alter ego things when I'm bored...

Okay, after two months of plotting, praying, listening to inspirational music, and pure stress, I'm going to finally start writing the story God has given me. Please pray that all will go well, and that someday in the future God will provide a good, NON-greedy publisher.

[IceMedic]

I am leaving to Wisconsin on wed i'll be gone till jan 10th..or 11th i'm not sure and we are driving (AAAAAAHHHHHHH)
But we will bring the 360 and ps2 for in the car so it wont be too bad... and movies...
Pray that we have a safe trip!!

[Lazarus]

I miss you already.

So uh - CAHF, when are we heading over to her house to rob the place?

[IceMedic]

My older sister is staying home with our vicious dogs

[Lazarus]

CAHF, remind me to bring along a tranquilizer gun for the two pooches guarding their place.


...we may not need it, though. One dog biscuit and I bet those two would be friendly as can be.

[shy_guy]

Those dogs look like bloodthirsty maniacs.

[Lazarus]

I agree, they certainly do.

[a_sigint_ninja]

Sorry about that... I do those alter ego things when I'm bored...

Okay, after two months of plotting, praying, listening to inspirational music, and pure stress, I'm going to finally start writing the story God has given me. Please pray that all will go well, and that someday in the future God will provide a good, NON-greedy publisher.

Good luck with the story. (Wait, we don't believe in luck, do we?)

I just have voices talking to me all the time. Some days they're louder than others.

The Wraith Queen won't shut up lately.
I finally just went and started a fan fic. *snarls*

And we finally have all the power working. So my brothers are running the Halo 2 surround sound test repeatedly.

[Lazarus]

Lady Luck is my CONSTANT companion!

[a_sigint_ninja]

Lady Luck is my CONSTANT companion!

That doesn't specify what type of luck you have, though.

[Lazarus]

We do believe in luck, tho'.

I have - bad luck. All - bad.

Just to prove it, my luck got even worse today - my father's goat(I disclaim all ownership of the ruminant) is in heat, so he is taking her to a farmer's place to breed her with a buck.

Hell is right in front of you!



With Satan sneering behind them.


And in his field, a lake of fire and brimstone.


The hot searing flames roaring wildly.