Christ Centered Gamer

I just burnt my arm on my toaster oven..

Man those chicken strips are hard to get out.

The other day my brother stuck a fork in the toaster to get some toast out - while it was plugged in! 8O

Somehow he avoided electrocution - maybe God decided a 14 year old that was that dumb didn't deserve to die.

...

You know, we probably could have sued the toaster company if he did electrocute himself.

Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead.

That's just right

Edited for stupidity(on my part )

I once found a hot dog under my fridge.

I kept him.

And named him Gristly Dan.

He now comforts me in my time of need.

That's so touching

It brought tears to my eyes as well, Fingolfin.

I love those sad love stories...

Thanks a lot guys. It means so much to me that people find my hot dog stories touching. I really mean that.

Give Gristly Dan a pat on the hot dog for us.

He said thanks for the thought, but please don't patronize him. He's been through a lot, so it kind of shows with his rough exterior. He just need some time to warm up to people. Time well spent in the microwave.

IceMedic wrote:Sparkles

Man you people and your one word posts!

Thanks.

Your welcome!

Super.

The best place for 1 word paragraphs is the word game thread.