Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[shy_guy]

I just burnt my arm on my toaster oven..

Man those chicken strips are hard to get out.

[Lazarus]

The other day my brother stuck a fork in the toaster to get some toast out - while it was plugged in! 8O

Somehow he avoided electrocution - maybe God decided a 14 year old that was that dumb didn't deserve to die.

...

You know, we probably could have sued the toaster company if he did electrocute himself.

[fingolfin]

Giraffes are the only animals born with horns. Both males and females are born with bony knobs on the forehead.

[Lazarus]

That's just right

Edited for stupidity(on my part )

[shy_guy]

I once found a hot dog under my fridge.

I kept him.

And named him Gristly Dan.

He now comforts me in my time of need.

[fingolfin]

That's so touching

[Lazarus]

It brought tears to my eyes as well, Fingolfin.

I love those sad love stories...

[shy_guy]

Thanks a lot guys. It means so much to me that people find my hot dog stories touching. I really mean that.

[Lazarus]

Give Gristly Dan a pat on the hot dog for us.

[shy_guy]

He said thanks for the thought, but please don't patronize him. He's been through a lot, so it kind of shows with his rough exterior. He just need some time to warm up to people. Time well spent in the microwave.

[DarthDapor]

Sparkles

Man you people and your one word posts!

[Lazarus]

Thanks.

[DarthDapor]

Your welcome!

[Lazarus]

Super.

[DarthDapor]

The best place for 1 word paragraphs is the word game thread.