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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 4:36 am
by DarthDapor
Oh buck up! I lost a toe nail!

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 5:17 am
by 360maniac
BIG DEAL! I've been beaned in the fingernail with a hardball going 55 MPH and it turned purple and two weeks later it fell off! And I've broken my left arm 3 TIMES and had a hole in my chin! So don't tell me to buck up!

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 10:28 am
by CountKrazy
Lazarus wrote:Hey, it's Gollum!
I think you're wrong, hobbitses!

STUPID FAT HOBBIT!

What does its have in its pocketses it says. Its tricks me!

Not this time! NOT THIS TIME!

Master needs help up the mountain!

Gollum! Gollum!

I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS! AND INHERITANCE! AND THE LOOKING GLASS WARS! AND etc.

I LEAVE FOR TWO DAYS AND COME BACK TO 6 PAGES TAKEN UP!

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:46 am
by Lazarus
We were going to halt all posting until your return, but it didn't work out. :cry:

j/k :D

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 11:48 am
by CountKrazy
STUPID FAT HOBBIT!!!!

*jumps on Laz's back and chomps off his fingers*

Precious! Precious! Precious is MINE! Ha ha ha ha ha!

*runs away with the One Ring on and hides in Mirkwood forest*

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:04 pm
by Lazarus
Bah.

*Surrounds the forest with an evil cabal of Necromancers and they burn it to the ground, then recover the ring from yo' body.*

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 12:16 pm
by CountKrazy
STUPID FAT HOBBIT!

*jumps headfirst into Laz's gut (not literally into) and knocks him to the ground*

YOU CAN'T KILL PRECIOUS! NO NO NO! Gollum! Gollum!

*hides*

Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 3:34 pm
by shy_guy
Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese Gromit!

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 3:39 am
by CountKrazy
Fellow Wallace & Gromit lover! wOOt!

GO GROMIT!

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 5:23 am
by DarthDapor
Yeah, they rule, but spam is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:19 am
by Nate
Spam is waaaaaaaaaaay better than ANYTHING else!!!

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:39 am
by CountKrazy
Wallace and Gromit are God's court jesters! THEY RULE SPAM!

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 7:41 am
by Nate
Spam does not reduce IQ, it raises IQ!
Just try it, take an IQ test, then spam for 3 hours straight, then take another test, and youl see its higher!

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 8:08 am
by CountKrazy
Yeah? Well I'll bet that SPAM can't catch rabbits! Or make a rocket ship in one night! Or run away from a rabid robot! CAN IT?! Wallace and Gromit can, and they have! HA!

Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 6:39 pm
by IceMedic
Sparkles