Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[DarthDapor]

Oh buck up! I lost a toe nail!

[360maniac]

BIG DEAL! I've been beaned in the fingernail with a hardball going 55 MPH and it turned purple and two weeks later it fell off! And I've broken my left arm 3 TIMES and had a hole in my chin! So don't tell me to buck up!

[CountKrazy]

Hey, it's Gollum!

I think you're wrong, hobbitses!

STUPID FAT HOBBIT!

What does its have in its pocketses it says. Its tricks me!

Not this time! NOT THIS TIME!

Master needs help up the mountain!

Gollum! Gollum!

I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS! AND INHERITANCE! AND THE LOOKING GLASS WARS! AND etc.

I LEAVE FOR TWO DAYS AND COME BACK TO 6 PAGES TAKEN UP!

[Lazarus]

We were going to halt all posting until your return, but it didn't work out.

j/k

[CountKrazy]

STUPID FAT HOBBIT!!!!

*jumps on Laz's back and chomps off his fingers*

Precious! Precious! Precious is MINE! Ha ha ha ha ha!

*runs away with the One Ring on and hides in Mirkwood forest*

[Lazarus]

Bah.

*Surrounds the forest with an evil cabal of Necromancers and they burn it to the ground, then recover the ring from yo' body.*

[CountKrazy]

STUPID FAT HOBBIT!

*jumps headfirst into Laz's gut (not literally into) and knocks him to the ground*

YOU CAN'T KILL PRECIOUS! NO NO NO! Gollum! Gollum!

*hides*

[shy_guy]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese Gromit!

[CountKrazy]

Fellow Wallace & Gromit lover! wOOt!

GO GROMIT!

[DarthDapor]

Yeah, they rule, but spam is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better.

[Nate]

Spam is waaaaaaaaaaay better than ANYTHING else!!!

[CountKrazy]

Wallace and Gromit are God's court jesters! THEY RULE SPAM!

[Nate]

Spam does not reduce IQ, it raises IQ!
Just try it, take an IQ test, then spam for 3 hours straight, then take another test, and youl see its higher!

[CountKrazy]

Yeah? Well I'll bet that SPAM can't catch rabbits! Or make a rocket ship in one night! Or run away from a rabid robot! CAN IT?! Wallace and Gromit can, and they have! HA!

[IceMedic]

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