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Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:18 pm
by Saker
Never underestimate human stupidity, Laz.
My mother used to worry about us going into the woods behind our house because of the weirdos and drug addicts.
Her solution- take the dog! Our dog is a black Akita crossbred. Good bodyguard.
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:22 pm
by Lazarus
Oh, I don't. I took a hunter safety course once, and they showed plenty of videos of hunters accidentally shooting other people.
I need to get an orange coat somewhere...
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:26 pm
by Saker
Why orange? Hot pink would be more original.
Or maybe electric green...
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:28 pm
by shy_guy
Or maybe baby diahrrea brown?
...sorry.
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:29 pm
by Lazarus
Yeah, hot pink!
...my brothers would kill me.
I carry a pistol whenver I'm in the woods though, so if some guy does decide I look like his best bet to eat venison this winter and shoots me, I'll do my best to take him down before I bleed to death.
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:30 pm
by shy_guy
Lazarus wrote:Yeah, hot pink!
...my brothers would kill me.
I carry a pistol whenver I'm in the woods though, so if some guy does decide I look like his best bet to eat venison this winter and shoots me, I'll do my best to take him down before I bleed to death.
Ummm...You seriously carry a pistol into the woods?
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:35 pm
by 360maniac
A simple trip could blast your foot into a million pieces.
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 9:39 pm
by shy_guy
Pistols can be dangerous.
Assault rifles are where it's at.
Now there's safety.
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:04 pm
by Lazarus
Yes, I carry a pistol. And about shooting my foot, who do you think I am - Barney Fife?
I'm thinking of getting a Glock with a 33rd mag like my brother... but for now I carry my own pistol around in the woods.
Posted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 11:09 pm
by 360maniac
Barney never shot his foot! He just shot while his gun was holstered.
Yeah, yeah, I got a BB pistol, co2 powered. Looks like a real gun, too bad it's not.
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:38 am
by fingolfin
Well sometimes looking like a real gun is good enough!
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:39 am
by ChickenSoup
Robber: J00 G1V3 M3 T3H Y0UR $T00F
Me: HA! BACK! I HAVE A GUN!
Robber: Oh yeah?
Me: YEAH! *shoots an airsoft pellet into the air threateningly*
Robber: AUGH!! IT LOOKS SO REAL!!! *dies*
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:43 am
by Saker
My mom takes a pistol into the woods sometimes... My grandpa kills deer with a .38 revolver...
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 12:59 am
by IceMedic
ChickenSoup wrote:Robber: J00 G1V3 M3 T3H Y0UR $T00F
Me: HA! BACK! I HAVE A GUN!
Robber: Oh yeah?
Me: YEAH! *shoots an airsoft pellet into the air threateningly*
Robber: AUGH!! IT LOOKS SO REAL!!! *dies*
Rofl !!
that was pretty good
Posted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 1:00 am
by 360maniac
Yeah, we joked about that when I got it.