My mother used to worry about us going into the woods behind our house because of the weirdos and drug addicts.

Ummm...You seriously carry a pistol into the woods?Lazarus wrote:Yeah, hot pink!...my brothers would kill me.
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I carry a pistol whenver I'm in the woods though, so if some guy does decide I look like his best bet to eat venison this winter and shoots me, I'll do my best to take him down before I bleed to death.![]()
Rofl !!ChickenSoup wrote:Robber: J00 G1V3 M3 T3H Y0UR $T00F
Me: HA! BACK! I HAVE A GUN!
Robber: Oh yeah?
Me: YEAH! *shoots an airsoft pellet into the air threateningly*
Robber: AUGH!! IT LOOKS SO REAL!!! *dies*