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Never underestimate human stupidity, Laz.

My mother used to worry about us going into the woods behind our house because of the weirdos and drug addicts. :D Her solution- take the dog! Our dog is a black Akita crossbred. Good bodyguard.
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Oh, I don't. I took a hunter safety course once, and they showed plenty of videos of hunters accidentally shooting other people.

I need to get an orange coat somewhere...
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Why orange? Hot pink would be more original. :D Or maybe electric green...
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Or maybe baby diahrrea brown?

...sorry.
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Yeah, hot pink! :roll: ...my brothers would kill me. :D

I carry a pistol whenver I'm in the woods though, so if some guy does decide I look like his best bet to eat venison this winter and shoots me, I'll do my best to take him down before I bleed to death. :twisted: :lol:
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Lazarus wrote:Yeah, hot pink! :roll: ...my brothers would kill me. :D

I carry a pistol whenver I'm in the woods though, so if some guy does decide I look like his best bet to eat venison this winter and shoots me, I'll do my best to take him down before I bleed to death. :twisted: :lol:
Ummm...You seriously carry a pistol into the woods?
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A simple trip could blast your foot into a million pieces.
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Pistols can be dangerous.

Assault rifles are where it's at.

Now there's safety.
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Yes, I carry a pistol. And about shooting my foot, who do you think I am - Barney Fife? :roll:

I'm thinking of getting a Glock with a 33rd mag like my brother... but for now I carry my own pistol around in the woods.
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Barney never shot his foot! He just shot while his gun was holstered.

Yeah, yeah, I got a BB pistol, co2 powered. Looks like a real gun, too bad it's not.
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Well sometimes looking like a real gun is good enough!
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Me: HA! BACK! I HAVE A GUN!
Robber: Oh yeah?
Me: YEAH! *shoots an airsoft pellet into the air threateningly*
Robber: AUGH!! IT LOOKS SO REAL!!! *dies*


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My mom takes a pistol into the woods sometimes... My grandpa kills deer with a .38 revolver... :D
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ChickenSoup wrote:Robber: J00 G1V3 M3 T3H Y0UR $T00F
Me: HA! BACK! I HAVE A GUN!
Robber: Oh yeah?
Me: YEAH! *shoots an airsoft pellet into the air threateningly*
Robber: AUGH!! IT LOOKS SO REAL!!! *dies*


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Rofl !!
that was pretty good :lol:
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Yeah, we joked about that when I got it.
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