Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Lazarus]

Ah.

Luckily, I am rather withdrawn and dare I use the word "shy", so emotions like that never did much to my life. (Unlike what usually goes on on TV )

And my brothers were NO help(all four of them). We never talked about things like that, and they evinced the same quality of hiding any emotions they may have had.

That's just the way our family was.

*"WATCH OUT!" Tackles Darth as SPAM flies overhead, narrowly missing both of us*

[360maniac]

Well, first of all I must say it's only I crush, but not for looks. A tad bit more than a crush. I'll PM you.

Oh, THOSE emotions.

[Lazarus]

What kind did you think?

The ones where you tie on an eyepatch, smear yellow paint all over your body, slap a red beret on the top of your head and then stick a knife between your teeth and stand on your chair screaming "ARGH, ME HEARTIES!" - right in the middle of church?

[360maniac]

yeah, but you forgot the yellow facepaint.
I dunno, I just wasn't sure...

[CountKrazy]

Okay, that was odd! No, that was not the kind of emotion! Why? Was that YOUR emotions, Laz? 8O I've got to go in a few minutes. Just to let you guys know.

[Lazarus]

No, I was making a joke about his avatar.

I'm glad it wasn't, because otherwise your parents are going to be quite angry at you for doing the aforementioned smearing of yellow paint and other things in the middle of church. 8O

[360maniac]

One time I did that during church. When the pastor told me to sit down, I flung the knife at him! He ripped it out of his arm, then his face went red! and he grew, and grew, and grew, until he just smashed me with his little pinky! It hurt a lot!

[CountKrazy]

Uhhhhh.... I many years did you spend in jail for that?

I tackled the pastor and beat him up in the middle of the teaching.

Just kidding, of course.

[360maniac]

I didn't go to jail, the pastor did. I was excused for having "emotions"

[Lazarus]

There was this one time - the new pastor was one of those Unitarian types who don't believe a lot of the Bible, and he stands up there and says
"Jesus was a good man, even a prophet, but not the Son of God."
Well! I stormed up there, ripped the pulpit out of the floor and hit him over the head with it! 8O

Just kidding, of course. I don't even go to church.

[CountKrazy]

The church I go to is awesome. It's hard to find a good church! Well, I went to the desert to dig holes for a year.

[360maniac]

Laz, I thought you were shy.

Really? You don't go to church.

[Lazarus]

Nope, because my Dad believes
"The churches these days are full of false teaching, and I don't want my kids getting taught 'doctrines of demons'" or something like that.

We study the Bible every day though.

Me, shy? *Sees two women coming and ducks under the nearest table.*
I was shy. Not anymore.

You were excused "for having 'emotions'" ?! 8O
Man, the things kids get away with these days.

[CountKrazy]

"Youz got a beef wiz me?" asked Bub.
"No wayz! I waz just looking for some greenbacks!" said Capeesh.
"Today... YOU DIE!" growled Bub.
And so was the end of Capeesh. Bub burned the gorilla suit he was wearing, and melted the iron knuckles.

[Lazarus]

Wha - 8O