Christ Centered Gamer

More like because I prefer writing to express myself.

That too. But I wouldn't deny the first one.

Fight club?

Remember the first rule...

Pouring slushee down someones pants will get you shot in Norway?

Not really. Doing it while laughing hysterically, on the other hand....

I do that every Wednesday.

Giant robotic Halloween night finding space Panthers?

Sounds like you need to lay off the sugar before bed. But not any other time. Because sugar rocks.

YOU SIR...just earned a gold star in kewlnezz.

Not redeemable for cash outside California though.

Candy corn?

is awesome. If not nausea-inducing after too much.

True. Though that's true of every foodstuff I've consumed.

How can something as simple as a steamy fresh hotdog give me such warm and happy feelings and thoughts?

Maybe the processed junk inside it.

/had a really lame hotdog today

Don't be hatin'. Just get a better hot dog.

Des Moines?

It's in Iowa. I know nothing else about it. XD

Same here. That, and it's the historic site of the first non-recorded record of aliens launching a cabbage into space--it's where it landed.

Which is big news if you're from planet Arugala. Notsomuch if you're from anywhere else...they feel the same about most of our history though.

Transformers should be redone?

Yes. But without complete dolts at the helm.