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Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:06 am**

read my last post! i already put ten bullets in the bartender!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:20 am**

Well, I just finished him off with a good sword stab!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:24 am**

pssh! like 10 bullets from a tommy wouldn't have already killed him!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:26 am**

JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!!! i wanted to let icemedic know that i wasn't a spaz because people keep saying i am, so i tryed to save her life! i'm not a spaz!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:30 am**

*grabs the popcorn bag* 8O Hey who took my popcorn!!!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:38 am**

Not me! *sees pop corn salt all over 360* 360MANIAC! HOW COULD YOU? *beats up 360. Then runs to a theatre and buys some more.* Here is your pop corn, IM. I must go visit Scotland! Goodbye everyone! *does a jig and drives the myterious limo into a ferry and goes to Scotland* *sends a helicopter that has a radio and says (through a mic), "Aye! I'm makin' like a Scotsman and heavin' some rocks! Ello! Looks like they're 'aving a jig contest! ELLO! They have sheep food! I don't 'member what it's called! Well, I must be a headin' out now! I'll keep you all posted!Goodbye!" and the helicopter flys away.*

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:39 am**

*Invents a portable microwave, then hands it over to IM*
There, now you won't worry about who stole your popcorn, just make some more!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:42 am**

*sends helicopter again and says, "ELLO! I already gave her some pop corn! And it's the biggest tub of pop corn in the world! But, she can have a portable microwave and an infinite tub of pop corn. ELLO! I got to do the jig again! These Scots neva wear out of energy! GOODBYE ALL!" and the helicopter flys away again.*

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:45 am**

*Shoots an arrow with a rope tied at the end at the heli, and it sticks in the heli, and I climb up on it, and get in the heli*

Hey Hey! Where you going to in such a hurry?

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:56 am**

* says on radio in a Scottish accent (like all the other times), "ELLO!Scotland is my new 'ome! You aren't supposed to 'ollow me! You should expect a penguin assassin behind 'ou any 'econd now! Goodbye!" and a penguin creeps up behind Nate and slaps a parachute on Nate then pushes him off the heli. The penguin yells, "REMEMBER TO PULL THE CORD SO THE PARACHUTE COMES OUT!!!!"*

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 3:59 am**

*goes to Scotland and shoots CAHF with a shotgun

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:00 am**

*Pulls the coard the second im thrown off, and I throw the coard at the heli, and it ties around the heli landing things (Don't you just hate it when you forget a word all of a sudden for no reason?) , and I climb up, and climb on the top of the heli without being noticed, and lie down under the blades without anyone knowing*

Now I can see where your going!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:07 am**

*radio creeps up behind Nate (yes, it is a super intelligent radio) and I say throught the mic in a Scottish accent, "ELLO! What are 'ou doing? I just might 'ave to take 'are of you myself! GOODBYE!!!!" zaps Nate with an electro zapper and places a jet pack on him. Then sets it to where it sends him back to our armys base.* BUT I also placed a mic on you so I can talk when ever I want! That's how I'm talking right now!

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:13 am**

*Once I land at my base, I get into my personal F-22 and land in Scotland before you*

Posted: **Mon Nov 06, 2006 4:59 am**

REMEMBER, HIS RIGHT ARM IS ALREADY BLOWN OFF!!!!!!!!!!

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