Christ Centered Gamer

*"AHHHH!" Lazarus screams as his body parts fly everywhere. He sees a tibia smack Darth in the face and grins, then realizes Arch ripped his lips off.
Arch leaves his wrecked body there and gets in the Camaro and leaves, driving away over the cop car.

Darth and IM scramble out of the wreckage just as a Good Samaritan walks by and helps Lazarus pull himself into a motorized wheelchair.
"JUST STAND THERE AND LAUGH WHILE I AM BEATEN TO DEATH, WILL YOU?" he screams, zooming after Darth and IM. They run for their lives, barely ahead of the wheelchair.

As they race through crowds and supermarkets, scattering groceries everywhere, angry shoppers run after them, intent on doing major bodily harm to all three.
Soon dozens of cops converge on the seen after a brawl is reported by some nosy busybody.
A full fledged riot breaks out and the carnage is immense.
Darth and IM are thrown in jail for inciting a riot, along with Lazarus for running over the police chief's foot with his wheelchair.
He glares at Darth from across the cell, blood still pouring from his body.
"Unless you got an escape plan for us... you and Ice are gonna wish you had had one. "*

You can't leave me in jail all i did was sing a christmas song *cries*

Yeah all she did was... ...WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!... ...(sigh) lets just get this over with...
*orders pizza*
*eats pizza crust into the shape of a key then unlocks cell*
*gets keys and unlocks IM's cell*
see ya later Laz, come on IM the movie starts in 10 minutes.

*Nibbles Darth's pizza key a little more and unlocks his own cell, then steals the warden's car and heads to a nearby bar. He orders five bottles of Tequila and slugs them all down.
"Man, what a terrible day." Lazarus mutters before crawling under a table and passing out. His last thought before blackness was: "Hah! Facing the giants was last week. Too bad for you, Darth."

The bartender looks under it and sees a drunk who is covered with blood and has a dozen terrible wounds in his body. His face is barely attached to the skin and his mouth had been ripped off.
"Wow. I thought halloween was over." the bartender muses, sweeping up some glass from a brawl.*

Yay a movie!! but wait .... i don't know if thats the movie i want to see....

Shall I call the musicians so they can play romantic music for IM and Darth while they are on a date? And shall I order some expensive, fancy food? Dinner and a movie! JK! I laughed so hard at your hilarious... er... I mean beautiful Chrsitmas song! *tells the bartender that Laz isn't in a costume. He screams and takes out a super-powerful shotgun and blasts Laz to bits* *walks away drinking a root beer and spinning my super-sharp double-edged sword* Ahhh... Good day... Good day... *walks past a fruit stand and slices all the fruit* *picks a flower and gives it to IM* *then walks into a mysterious limo and drives away* Now for the Urgals!

*Chases after the mysterious limo and then gets hit by a Camaro drivin by arch*
(X_x)____ *crawls off the street to see darth laughing then darth gets shot by the bar tender whos just gone crazy*

*jumps out from nowhere and fires 10 Tommy bullets into the bartenders chest

Er... Why were you chasing after my mysterious limo? Poor Darth... You better get out of ther, IM, before that nut case shoots you! *drives back and, with amazing speed, slices the gun the bartender has and then stabs him. Then bows slightly to IM and says good bye to IM. Then drives away in the mysterious limo once again* The limo will always remain a mystery!

and that my friends is the reason why I chased after the limo

Today in hockey my glove came off, and my fingers got hit by a stick. Now all of my fingernails are bruised and I think my hand might be broken. ( I'm typing this with my usable hand). Ten minutes ago, I put ice on it, making the bruises on my fingernails turn blue. Now I feel like I have blue nail polish on...

*EDIT* Meh, some of the blue has subsided...and I just confirmed that my hand is NOT broken. Hooray!

IceMedic wrote:and that my friends is the reason why I chased after the limo

Huh? What you talkin' about?

Thats a relief ohnolookout!


Anyway, CAHF, to make your text small, first, make the text tiny, then when that thing appears, change the 7 to 1, and your done!

CalvinAndHobbes_Freak wrote:Er... Why were you chasing after my mysterious limo? Poor Darth... You better get out of ther, IM, before that nut case shoots you! *drives back and, with amazing speed, slices the gun the bartender has and then stabs him. Then bows slightly to IM and says good bye to IM. Then drives away in the mysterious limo once again* The limo will always remain a mystery!

HEY, I ALREADY KILLED HIM!!!!!!!!!!

Huh?! PEOPLE ARE MAKING NO SENCE!!! *slaps 360* WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!! wOOt! Nate is back on! Time for war (in the BATTLE section)