Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[IceMedic]

no it's buttery delicious
Ooooh, I'm the happiest Christmas tree HooHooHoooHeeHeeHeee Look how pretty they dressed me Oh lucky, lucky me

[Lazarus]

*Lazarus comes out of the bathroom and sees IceMedic going crazy and singing something about a Christmas tree. "Quick, hand me the jacket!"

A moment later she is securely locked in a strait jacket.*

[DarthDapor]

*sneaks up behind Icemedic and unties her*
alrighty lets get outa here!

[Lazarus]

*"NO, the other lunatic helped her escaped!" Lazarus shouts. "After them!"
A horde of angry popcorn vendors descend on IceMedic and Darth.*

[DarthDapor]

*Grabs IM's hand and runs out of building*
*hot wires a 350z and gets the heck outa dodge!*

[Lazarus]

*Both are thrown in jail by the cops for stealing a car, because the police dont' realize they are both lunatics. Meanwhile Lazarus searches tirelessly for the two escapees from the asylum...*

[DarthDapor]

*riggs a hidden explosive by the jail window*
(BOOOM!!!!)
*escapes and steals a cop car*

[Lazarus]

*Sees Darth and IceMedic race by in a police car and speeds after them in Arch's Camaro! 8O *glances nervously behind him in case Arch shows up and consoles himself with these words
"I'll have it back before he knows it's gone."
And then Arch shows up, and soon Darth and IceMedic are fleeing from Lazarus who is fleeing from Arch who is simply running after him with superhuman speed, blazing with wrath.*

[DarthDapor]

Alright its time to do something impossible!!!!
*accelerates to 200mph and then the car starts to fly*
*puts cd in and Randy Travis comes on singin "I'll fly away, oh glory, I'll fly away..."*

[Lazarus]

*Lazarus is delirious with panic and seeing what Darth just did he bursts into crazy laughter, finding the situation humorous for some reason.
Then Arch catches up and is about to pwn him!
Lazarus activates his jetpack and shoots into the air and lands on the top of Darth's police car. He breathes a sigh of relief.
"I'll fly away, oh glory, I'll fly away..."
"Ahh! Turn it off!" Lazarus screams, covering his ears.

Then Darth realizes what he's doing is impossible and lands on the highway.*

[DarthDapor]

Wow! That was cool!
*Gets out*
*looks on top of the car*
OHHHHH OH!!! Look IM its the rocketeer!!!!!
*Arch runs up and starts terring lazerus apart*
OHHHHH OH!!! Its the rocketeer's best friend!!!!!

[IceMedic]

Lol That was good.

*Grabs the popcorn out of the car* "Yummmm" *gives some to darth*

[DarthDapor]

*eats some popcorn as body parts fly everywhere*
"I'll fly away, oh glory, I'll..."

[IceMedic]

*grabs a raincoat so she doesn't get all bloody* okay..... I think i'll go now..

[DarthDapor]

*climbs back into cop car*
Oh come on, lets go see if Facing the giants is still playing...