Christ Centered Gamer

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:02 pm**

Don't blame me, blame Sander Kleinenberg.

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:13 pm**

" If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer, and be sure to tell your mom."

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:16 pm**

Well, it would've been easier to just say:

"If everything else fails, push the little red button."

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2006 8:20 pm**

yeah, but it's not his way.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:11 am**

Stupid kid.......PUSH THE FREAKING POWER BUTTON!

I LIKE FOOD, AND I CANNOT LIE, THESE OTHER BROTHERS CANT DENY, WHEN I SEE A BUFFET AND IT HAS LOTS OF FOOD I......

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:36 am**

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Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:37 am**

Sorry, Chemical Brothers moment...

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:54 am**

It kinda makes you look like a spaz.
Re-re-re-ppeat-ing-ing thi-in-in-ings.....

a-n-d s--t---u---f--f l-----i----k-----e t-h-a-t

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 1:59 am**

fingolfin wrote:wow.
Thanks for those, uh... thoughts
Shyguy...

Haha, those were just quotes from the creepiest cartoon on the net: Saladfingers. Highly not recommended. Pure creepiness...

As a side note: I pretty much just fell down my stairs about 5 minutes ago. It's dangerous business walking down them things. Watch out for those.

Just to add some tension and excitement into your life: When a console game is saving and tells you not to turn off your console, DO IT! TURN THAT SUCKER OFF! IN FACT, JUST UNPLUG IT! You'll never match a feeling like that. Gets the blood pumping.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:03 am**

shy_guy wrote: It's dangerous business walking down them things. Watch out for those.

Lol, we're you singing while walking down them? You should write a really cool song called "It's a dangerous business walking down them things" and scream for half of it, and lots people will buy it (assuming you have alot of good loud drums and stuff, and you scream right)

shy_guy wrote:Just to add some tension and excitement into your life: When a console game is saving and tells you not to turn off your console, DO IT! TURN THAT SUCKER OFF! IN FACT, JUST UNPLUG IT! You'll never match a feeling like that. Gets the blood pumping.

Oh, yeah, it gets the wallet empty. All those new memory cards.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:45 am**

shy_guy wrote:H-h-h-hey, Marjorie Sam-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.

I don't believe I've ever caressed a rusty kettle before.

I don't like your mouth-words.

I'd like to call you over, for I am to have a grand picnic....

I like rusty spoons.

Today, we are going to expierience the joy of nettles. *Censors out rest of episode*

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 6:11 pm**

Fred1000000 wrote:
shy_guy wrote:H-h-h-hey, Marjorie Sam-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.

I don't believe I've ever caressed a rusty kettle before.

I don't like your mouth-words.
I'd like to call you over, for I am to have a grand picnic....

I like rusty spoons.

Today, we are going to expierience the joy of nettles. *Censors out rest of episode*

HAHA!! Someone else knows about that??

Man! Aren't those the creepiest cartoons ever? I feel gross for watching them...

"The nettles make the milk come out..."
"I like it when the red water comes out..."
"Help, I have a fish in the oven, it's at the very back and I can't reach it..."
"Oh Hubert Cumberdale, what are you doing here?"
"Can you tell me where you keep your spoons? ... .. . Oh, well I'll be leaving then...Bye bye."

... Agh! It won't leave me alone!

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 7:56 pm**

THIS GUY IS REALLY A GIRL!

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:10 pm**

The image not shown is very yes.

Posted: **Wed Oct 11, 2006 8:12 pm**

shy_guy wrote:
Fred1000000 wrote:
shy_guy wrote:H-h-h-hey, Marjorie Sam-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust.

I don't believe I've ever caressed a rusty kettle before.

I don't like your mouth-words.
I'd like to call you over, for I am to have a grand picnic....

I like rusty spoons.

Today, we are going to expierience the joy of nettles. *Censors out rest of episode*
HAHA!! Someone else knows about that??

Man! Aren't those the creepiest cartoons ever? I feel gross for watching them...

"The nettles make the milk come out..."
"I like it when the red water comes out..."
"Help, I have a fish in the oven, it's at the very back and I can't reach it..."
"Oh Hubert Cumberdale, what are you doing here?"
"Can you tell me where you keep your spoons? ... .. . Oh, well I'll be leaving then...Bye bye."

... Agh! It won't leave me alone!

They make me shudder.

Christ Centered Gamer

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