Spam 2...the next thousand pages....

[Fred1000000]

@Fred: Are you obsessed with phlegm? Some kind of psychological mucus disorder?

Just try typing it multiple times in a row, it's hard!

[ChickenSoup]

For some reason, I started rolling my r's and now it's a habit...

AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO KNOWS WHAT PHLEGM IS?!!?

Lucky you, I have some bizarre speech impedement and can't roll my r's

8O

[epsons]

Lucky? It's kinda liek an accent now, it's involuntary...

[Fred1000000]

My girlfriend STILL insists I have a trace of an accent...

...I don't know what it is, I think it's a little Scottish. Even though there's no Scottish blood in me.

[epsons]

And now for something completely different. A man with three... I mean, random facts.

• A snail can sleep for three years.
  
  The U.S. motto, 'In God We Trust', was not adopted as the national slogan until 1956.
  
  Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows.
  
  More than half the population of Kenya is under the age of 15.
  
  Worcestershire Sauce is basically an Anchovy ketchup.
  
  Three Mile Island is only 2 1/2 miles long.
  
  A car traveling 100 mph would take more than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.
  
  Only 55% of Americans know that the sun is a star.(How did I know this was coming??)
  
  A blue whale's aorta is large enough for a human to crawl through.
  
  The average human body contains enough iron to make a small nail.
  
  Of all things, Andrew Jackson’s tombstone does not mention that he served as the president of the United States.
  
  For every gallon of sea water, you get more than a quarter pound of salt.
  
  It is now possible to print human skin with an inkjet printer!(Epson printer, maybe?:))
  
  A dime has 118 ridges around the edge, a quarter has 119.

[USoldier_Gal]

Nah, Webster doesn't know what it means.

Who is Webster anyway? Is he:

An old man with a monocle and a long grey moustache?

A man-spider with an obsession with words and the definition of said words?

A clever personification so people can relate to a dictionary?

An eight-legged zebra?

An amateur wrestling champion?

Yeah ! i alwase wonderd that too ! lol
but i mostly imagin he is somthing between these two

An old man with a monocle and a long grey moustache

A man-spider with an obsession with words and the definition of said words

[shy_guy]

Yeah ! i alwase wonderd that too ! lol
but i mostly imagin he is somthing between these two

An old man with a monocle and a long grey moustache

A man-spider with an obsession with words and the definition of said words

So he's a man-spider with a moustache that wears a monocle and is obsessed with words and their definitions.

Interesting, interesting.... I was leaning towards the eight-legged zebra myself...

[ChickenSoup]

I describe myself in numerous ways, all originated around...


HOMSAR!!!!

"AaAaAaI'm a trendy coat bag!"
"I'm a song from the '60s!"
"I'm a million ladies tall!"

etc.

[Fred1000000]

Think I just won the Powerball!

IIIII'M Homsar! Captain of the gravy train!

[ChickenSoup]

I concur

[360maniac]

CURIOUS GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Adam]

TEH RANDOMNESS!

ITS KILLING ME!

HELP!

[360maniac]

.......................

CURIOUS GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!

[IceMedic]

I'm gone for just a few weeks and USoldier_Gal is almost the same post count as me!
you guys really need to think of other things to do besides the computer...

My birthday was on the 27th of sept i'm now 19 !!!!!!!!!!
Yays me

[Adam]

HAPPY B-DAY!

*gives her a b-day hug*

sorry

































*Gives 19 b-day beats*