Christ Centered Gamer

*I am hit 3 times withpaintballs, once in the head, twice in the chest*
*I take my staff and jam it up the barrel, breaking the firing mechanism.*
*I grab a knife off the weapon rack and cut the CO2 flow tube and direct the flow of gas towards RJ's neck*

*Normally it would a equal fight, but with my dislocated shoulder I knew I would have little chance.*
*I take out my cookie that RJ gave me and I shove it into his mouth, causing him to begin chokeing.*
*I use the distraction to go for a naked choke hold*

*Noting that RJ is backing off I use that time to realign my arm*
*RJ presses his advantage, seeing me backing off. He swings at my chest, raising it at the last moment to hit my head.*
*I drop down flat on my back and drive my foot into his gut, sending him over me onto his back.*
*I drop over him, knife at his throat, my knee on his one arm, my other arm holding his other arm down*
"Yeild!"

*I grab his hands and wrech them off the trigger*
*I drive my legs into his gut, but have just enough strength to roll him off me*
*I grab the AK and retreat to a corner, trying to catch my breath*
*RJ charges towards me, so I quickly tear out the firing pin and swallow it so the AK can't be used.*

*grabs a can of Mountain dew and watches the fight , "man this is aweosme ". Burrrp" lol

*Utilising my slim frame I drop all my weight and straighten my arms, slidding down his hold*
*With my hands in position I drive my thumbs into his eyes, making him release his hold*
* run for the weapons rack recovering the final weapon, two broadswords*
*I stand in position, trying to catch my breath while flowering defensivly*

*I draw my knife and hurl it at him. RJ easily blocks it with his bat, but I have delayed him long enough. RJ's neck thaws out and the blood continues to flow, right out the slash I made. RJ takes two steps towards me, but the loss of blood and the pain from his broken leg is to great and he falls to the floor, just short of winning the match. I cough up blood and smile to myself. The point was never to win, it was just not to lose. The world goes black...*

Final call, draw.

!How fast did you load that cross bow? any idea how hard they are to load?!

Man that was fun!

Amen to that. So USolder_Gal, did you enjoy it? RJ, you realize this whole fight was started by a girl?

We had a few like that... you should look them up. They normally turned into mindless spam without any REAL fighting being done. To bad.

HOLD IT!!!!

RJ wrote: with an arrow nearby*

You don't fire arrows out of a crossbow you fire bolts!

Breaking news: RJ and Kilnard just killed eachother, now here's Chicken Soup with the weather...

WOW !! that was better then any movie iv seen! you guys both win cuz you both created the best fight ever ...
Give it up to our super fighter jocks !!!

8O I go away for a day and both of you guys KILL each other........

RJ, you need to see help about your anger problem (btw, nice kick Kilnard )

Thank you, Thank you. You can all stop clapping now. This fight has been long in the making. I'm just glad that I could play my part.

Yay RJ, Texas Ranger! The next Walker!

I prefer to stay in the shadows... gets so much more done.