Caught, filleted, and ate my first northern of the season.
I...ummm...kinda didn't have to use a hook. It got caught in a spillway after the lake got dammed up. Too shallow to go anywhere, and no real source of food. I just hopped onto a nearby rock and clubbed it. Not huge, maybe a couple feet, and barely enough meat for a good taco, but, eh.
Breathing and blinking. You're doing both manually now
Knees bent again, I try pleading for mercy, though none is show, here in hell.
Dead amid living souls, reigning a begger, I surrender