The turnip on my desk returns to answer your questions

[ChickenSoup]

tried. unsuccessful.

[Chozon1]

Did you eat eggs beforehand and use a blow torch?

[ChickenSoup]

I actually don't care much for eggs

[Chozon1]

I deplore eggs. But they're good 'ammo'.

Which came first, the FAFSA or the application?

[ChickenSoup]

NEITHER


first came the crippling college debt

[Chozon1]

Comcol. Even without federal aiding it up, I can pay for it out of pocket with even a low paying jaerb.

Plus, for the same price as the local state university's Bachelor, I could get rough 10 associates. Which is boggling.

Boggled?

[ChickenSoup]

Jack of all trades, master of none.

...


..SIR.

[Chozon1]

That never made sense to me. How can you be master of no trade if you're somehow good at all of them? Wouldn't that make you a master Jack of all trades?

And how does this relate to the spirituality of caek?

[ChickenSoup]

the theory is that you can't be a master of everything if you've spread yourself out


it relates because you can't have your caek and eat it too

[Chozon1]

I still say you'd be a master of being a jack of all trades. Not to mention the person who came up with that had never played a Final Fantasy game.

Moreso, who came up with that garglemesh? There is no purpose in caek if you can't eat it. Moreso (twice times) it's not an unrealistic expectation to eat caek that you own.

When will you solve the problems of everything so I can quit whining?

[Orodrist]

The .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer?



And, the more pressing question: some people have way too much time on their hands?

[ChickenSoup]

I still say you'd be a master of being a jack of all trades. Not to mention the person who came up with that had never played a Final Fantasy game.

Moreso, who came up with that garglemesh? There is no purpose in caek if you can't eat it. Moreso (twice times) it's not an unrealistic expectation to eat caek that you own.

When will you solve the problems of everything so I can quit whining?

yes

[ChickenSoup]

The .22 Eargesplitten Loudenboomer?



And, the more pressing question: some people have way too much time on their hands?

IT BOOMS LOUD


And, yes, most people have too much time on their hands

[Chozon1]

What is "Too much time"?

And...what is the velocity on that, and how can I get two thousand or so? O_O

[ChickenSoup]

54 km/s and ebay