1) A lying tongue.
2) He will cry, but not be heard.
3) Becoming poor.
4) Life, righteousness and honor.
5) A righteousness person will give without sparing, but a covetous person is greedy.
6) Safety is of the LORD.
Favorite verse: Proverbs 21: 2 Every way of a man is right in his own eyes: but the LORD pondereth the heart.
Doesn't matter what I appear to be, good or bad, on the outside. God will search my heart.
Another verse I like is verse 30: There is no wisdom nor understanding nor counsel against the LORD.
We can't outsmart God, or argue against him. At least argue and win.
Edit: Same verse again.
And I thought those verses were funny too.