Behold, the body of Adonis and the brain of a squirrel.

[Chozon1]

Love them.

Actually, mine died two weeks ago...

He was an 8-year old Bearded dragon, named Aladar.

Yes, from Dinosaur.

[TripExistence]

His name should have been Albi. He would've been racist.

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Dunna 'spect you to get that...

[ohnolookout]

His name should have been Albi. He would've been racist.

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Dunna 'spect you to get that...

Get your hand offa mah tail, you'll make it dirty.

>_>

Do you understand what we're talking about?

[Orodrist]

You think with my new sig the anti-everythingIlike crowd'll ride my Khyber less?

[Chozon1]

His name should have been Albi. He would've been racist.

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Dunna 'spect you to get that...

Get your hand offa mah tail, you'll make it dirty.

>_>

Do you understand what we're talking about?

No idea. I could Google, but then I would lose the pleasant conversation involved in your explaining. ^_^

You think with my new sig the anti-everythingIlike crowd'll ride my Khyber less?

Eh...no. It may get some of them thinking you are an ignorant savage incapable of changing, though. Which would help really. I think it's funny stuff. ^_^

You should get C$ to edit it into the hunting thread.

I went with the idiot ploy. No one wants to explain things to an idiot.

[Orodrist]

So, vegetarians annoy you too?

[Chozon1]

That's awesome.

But...no. If they are vegetarians, I can deal happily with it, and would probably go out of my way to be conscientious of them in my eating habits. If they are the pushy, "You're evil because you eat teh meatzors!!!!!!" vegetarians though, I'm ordering steak.

Two of them.

[TripExistence]

No idea. I could Google, but then I would lose the pleasant conversation involved in your explaining. ^_^

Enjoy

You might wanna look up more of their stuff too, but be warned, some of it isn't the cleanest.

[Chozon1]

*Falls off chair laughing*

[Orodrist]

If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands on the buttered side, than,


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[Nix]

Are you the Chozon 1?

[Chozon1]

If a cat always lands on it's feet, and toast always lands on the buttered side, than,
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A conundrum. The cat may defy the laws of physics and hang there, as illustrated. It may land sideways. Or a gravid distortion may occur, sucking the toast, in an out of state form, through the cat and onto its belly, thus correcting the distortion and leaving physicists scratching their heads.

Are you the Chozon 1?

Not yet. one day, I hope. Or I am, and just have no idea what for. Its aggravating.

[Nix]

I can imagine.

Are you going to marry the Chozon 2nd?

[Chozon1]

That depends on the gender. and a bunch of other stuff. But gender is important.

[Nix]

The Chozon 2nd is a female Klingon.

That Okay?