Ask Kwan

[Chozon1]

I'm mildly afraid of cats; they have razors on their hands, knives in their mouth, and hearts devoid of empathy. O_o

Itchy beards?

[Kwan]

I'm mildly afraid of cats; they have razors on their hands, knives in their mouth, and hearts devoid of empathy. O_o

Itchy beards?

Sideburns? Yes, though I shave them regularly so it’s not much of an issue. Beard? Nope. Even if I wanted to grow one (which I don’t), it wouldn’t look much better than a poorly mowed lawn.

[Chozon1]

I've considering gluing dog hair to my face to compensate for patchy-ness...unfortunately, my dog is black, and my facial hair is not. So it looks weird. She wasn't happy about getting shaved anyway...

Best board game for family game nights?

[Kwan]

I've considering gluing dog hair to my face to compensate for patchy-ness...unfortunately, my dog is black, and my facial hair is not. So it looks weird. She wasn't happy about getting shaved anyway...

Best board game for family game nights?

A sight to behold! Who knows, maybe blending pet facial hair will become a thing? (Knowing the LICKI Brush exists. . .)

Sorry! is a house favorite. It’s especially satisfying to send someone back to Start when they are on the brink of winning the game.

[Chozon1]

That's just...strange. Cat people.

Also, that would cause war at my house. XD

Pizza or pasta?

[Kwan]

That's just...strange. Cat people.

Also, that would cause war at my house. XD

Pizza or pasta?

Both. All of the above. Choice C. Is this a trick question?

[Chozon1]

That's fair. They're almost the same dish, I guess.

Waiting for the other shoe to fall?

[Kwan]

That's fair. They're almost the same dish, I guess.

Waiting for the other shoe to fall?

Don't remind me about midterms....

[Chozon1]

Ahh midterms. They are no big thing, amigo. You've already got all the knowledge in your head. ^_^

Running out of kool-aid?

[Kwan]

Ahh midterms. They are no big thing, amigo. You've already got all the knowledge in your head. ^_^

Running out of kool-aid?

Unfortunately, I struggle with test anxiety, so even if I have a solid understanding of the material, tests are always difficult for me. The CS tests should be alright, though I'm not quite as confident about physics.

I usually only drink Kool-Aid at events, but when it's available, I tend to overdose. On more than one occasion, I've been the last person to finish the cooler. Is guess that's a good time to stop.

[Chozon1]

This too, I understand. If I had not been homeschooled, with my mom and dad able to help me through the testing, I don't imagine I would have finished high school.

Being gipped a cheeseburger?

[Kwan]

This too, I understand. If I had not been homeschooled, with my mom and dad able to help me through the testing, I don't imagine I would have finished high school.

Being gipped a cheeseburger?

That'd be frustrating, but I could settle for a hotdog. Unless it had American cheese though, then by all means, please take it.

[Chozon1]

I'll fight to the death--or shortly before that, if it's family--if someone were to steal a cheeseburger from me. Or at least complain for twenty minutes; I was talking about when a fast food place charges you for three burgers and only gives you two. O_o

What's wrong with American cheese?

[Kwan]

I'll fight to the death--or shortly before that, if it's family--if someone were to steal a cheeseburger from me. Or at least complain for twenty minutes; I was talking about when a fast food place charges you for three burgers and only gives you two. O_o

What's wrong with American cheese?

Everything man. The taste, the texture, the smell. I know it’s kind of a strange thing to dislike so much, but it’s quite possibly the worst “food” I’ve ever tried, and this is coming from someone who is the exact opposite of a picky eater. A friend of mine who knew disliked American cheese challenged me to eat a corner of one of those slices for a dollar, and I couldn’t even manage that. Believe me, I tried!

And it’s not that I dislike cheese either. Sure, I’m not a huge fan when it’s melted all over everything (pizza is an exception), but if you had offered me a slice of (almost) any other type of cheese, I would happily eat it.

[Chozon1]

Interesting. It's heavily processed and mostly vegetable oil, but in the right applications I like it. It's unbeatable for queso dip and patty melts. But then, I can't eat shrimp or cooked spinach without triggering my gag reflex, so I won't mock you. XD Of course, for a dollar, I'd be willing to barf, so...

Fresh deli pizzas?