The turnip on my desk returns to answer your questions

by **ChickenSoup** » Tue Dec 21, 2010 2:32 am

and it's moldier than ever

by **Chozon1** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:02 am

Will you give Soup the black lung?

by **Drewsov** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 4:12 am

Many years ago, a man grew a tree in the forest and from this tree grew a grue. If you're wondering how a tree can grow a grue, that's not something I can answer, except maybe the bat got confused and got stuck in a growing tree that would grow a grue that grew to be a man-grue, which is a misnomer anyway, because, well, a grue is a man-bat-thing (with maybe a little pig in there, too) and it likes to nom on things that grow. Like turnips.

But anyway, the point is that a man grew a tree that grew a grue and that man was killed by this grue. The man had children, and the grue took the children and grew them to be grues as well, which is weird because they were children in the first place, they can't be grues, hahaha. Silly grue.

When the children grew, they spread havoc around. One wrote, "When hell is overfilled, the dead will walk the earth" on a bathroom stall. The other one just peed on the seat, which was gross and unnecessary.

And overall, they didn't do what the grue wanted. I mean, they did, in that they caused mayhem amongst people in general, but they didn't, because they didn't grow to become grues.

And so that brings us to my question.

What did you ever do that was so important, you impudent turnip?

>.>

by **ChickenSoup** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:44 pm

Drewsov wrote:And so that brings us to my question.

What did you ever do that was so important, you impudent turnip?

>.>

EVERYTHING

by **Chozon1** » Tue Dec 28, 2010 10:14 pm

Why did the stupid vegetable skip me?

Does he know that I can turn even decroded moldy fruit into soup?

by **ChickenSoup** » Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:32 pm

well technically *I* am soup so the threat does not hold much weight wif me

by **Chozon1** » Tue Jan 18, 2011 2:25 am

OH GASP.

by **ChickenSoup** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 12:01 am

*I point at the bowl of soup on your desk, and it begins to inch toward you, the noodles rising from the broth as they reach for you*

by **Chozon1** » Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:55 am

It's been on my desk for a couple of months...it does that anyway.

*actually does have a several month old soup bowl in room*

Should I be ashamed mighty vegetable?

by **Pheonix** » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:58 am

What if I turned up to be a turnip?

C WUT I DID THUR

by **ChickenSoup** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 9:37 pm

Then u die lolol

by **Chozon1** » Sun Jan 30, 2011 10:17 pm

Spilling tears?

by **ChickenSoup** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 9:14 pm

indubitably

by **Chozon1** » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:23 pm

How do you feel about antidisestablishmentarianism?

by **ChickenSoup** » Mon Feb 14, 2011 12:22 am

it is overused as an example of a long word

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