Today, I went to Subway. Got in line as usual. This is what i heard between the guy in front of me and the lady employee:
"What kind of bread do you want?"
"Yes."
"White bread?"
"Yes"
"How many sandwiches do you want?"
"Five."
"Five foot longs?"
"Yes."
She proceeded to take 5 white bread hoggies out of the oven and place them on the counter.
"What kind of meat and cheese do you want?"
"What do you have?"
She, then listed all the different types and mentioned the menu above for the classics.
"I want the Spicy Italian."
"All of the sandwiches?"
"Yes."
So she put the meat and cheese on all of them and placed them in the toaster one by one. The first one finished and he told them to put "everything" on it. Somehow they managed to cram it all on. Then he acted like he wanted to pay for the first one. They were like, "Oh, you didn't want the rest of these? Then why did you watch her make all these sandwiches?!" He paid with money he was holding in his hand (he was in a swimming suit probably wet) and definitely didn't have enough to pay for 5 sandwiches!
It wasn't even like a joke. This guy seriously just watched them do all this. Very bizarre.
Today at subway
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Today at subway
by brandon1984 » Thu May 10, 2012 9:07 pm
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Re: Today at subway
by ccgr » Thu May 10, 2012 9:08 pm
oh my. :\ Can't decide is the person is a jerk or a moron.
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Re: Today at subway
by JOJ650s » Thu May 10, 2012 9:14 pm
(I seriously have no idea what to say.)
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Re: Today at subway
by Nate DaZombie » Thu May 10, 2012 9:17 pm
I'm not entirely sure what to say so...WHAT THE #&*@ IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE???
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Re: Today at subway
by Orodrist » Thu May 10, 2012 9:30 pm
...wow. and I felt bad when the gal at te drive through heard me wrong and had to throw one.
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Re: Today at subway
by TripExistence » Thu May 10, 2012 9:58 pm
All this says to me is that I want to eat sandwiches.
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Re: Today at subway
by Chozon1 » Thu May 10, 2012 11:36 pm
TripExistence wrote:All this says to me is that I want to eat sandwiches.
Yep. I'dve just asked for a discount on the other four and had a very happy day.
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Re: Today at subway
by Blue » Fri May 11, 2012 1:09 am
TripExistence wrote:All this says to me is that I want to eat sandwiches.
This.
I'd cash in on those extra sandwiches.
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Re: Today at subway
by JOJ650s » Fri May 11, 2012 1:14 am
TripExistence wrote:All this says to me is that I want to eat sandwiches.
That does it!
I am going to Subway!
(Well, I would if it was not so late right now.)
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Re: Today at subway
by TripExistence » Fri May 11, 2012 2:44 pm
I'm about to go to Subway. I'm so happy.
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Re: Today at subway
by Chozon1 » Fri May 11, 2012 11:50 pm
TripExistence wrote:I'm about to go to Subway. I'm so happy.
I <3 you.
But right now...I hate you. </3
But really <3.
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Re: Today at subway
by TripExistence » Sat May 12, 2012 10:33 am
It turns out the cake is a lie and I didn't actually get to go to Subway.
I has sad now.
I has sad now.
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Re: Today at subway
by ChickenSoup » Sat May 12, 2012 12:38 pm
I nebber got to go subwai D:
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Re: Today at subway
by Pheonix » Sat May 12, 2012 3:50 pm
My stomach feels like a volcano when I go to Subway.
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Re: Today at subway
by Chozon1 » Sat May 12, 2012 11:06 pm
TripExistence wrote:It turns out the cake is a lie and I didn't actually get to go to Subway.
I has sad now.
I feel bad for </3'ing you now. And I still want sammich.
Pheonix wrote:My stomach feels like a volcano when I go to Subway.
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