Hello can you,give me advice?

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Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a walrus. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Antartica; home of the greatest walruses. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest walrus ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~
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Why are you like this? Your father wasn't like this. What did we do wrong?
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ArchAngel wrote:Why are you like this? Your father wasn't like this. What did we do wrong?
I watched alot of animal planet. It made me want to be like one of them
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Why could you watch more mTV like your brother? Maybe be one of those rapper girlfriends?
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ArchAngel wrote:Why could you watch more mTV like your brother? Maybe be one of those rapper girlfriends?
yeah you right i should watch more mtv maby animal planet is messing with my mind a little bit!
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Watch the food network, that will make you a hungry walrus!
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ccgr wrote:Watch the food network, that will make you a hungry walrus!
Thus easing the stomach sliding!
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I suggest growing tusks
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